You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put...
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Rick Ford:
You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with *this* fuckin' arm.
Susan Cooper:
I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically...
Rick Ford:
During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of congress as Barack Obama.
Susan Cooper:
In black-face? That's not appropriate.
Rick Ford:
I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, *I* was on fire.
Susan Cooper:
Jesus, you're intense.
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You really think you're ready for the field
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I once used defibrillators on myself
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I've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eye
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I've jumped from a high rise building
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using only a raincoat as a parachute
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and broke both legs upon landing
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And I still had to pretend
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I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show
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I've swallowed enough microchips
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and shit them back out again
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to make a computer
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This arm has been ripped off completely
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and reattached with this fucking arm
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I don't know that that's possible
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I mean medically
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During the threat of an assassination attempt
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 326
Timestamp in movie: 00h 37m 54s
Uploaded: 20 February, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A desk-bound CIA analyst volunteers to go undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent diabolical global disaster.
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00:14 Nothing kills me
00:19 We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb
00:04 I look like someone's homophobic aunt
00:18 Well here's to your mom
00:07 My father used to bring people here
00:11 Susan I got your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov
00:13 And fuck you for saying
00:14 No you're gonna ruin this mission
00:11 My real name is
00:11 I'm very non physically resourceful
00:32 Tell me where the bomb is
00:03 I am so badass
00:08 How you like my English accent huh
00:08 Ah stop screaming You loved it
00:31 You're both named Amber
00:09 Give me your coat
00:17 Shit People are trying to kill me
00:06 Is he dangerous
00:04 Cooper is this a fucking lake
00:08 And by the way I can see your gun