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Using high tech gadgets, two kids have to save their reactivated OSS top spy parents when they're taken by an evil, high tech enemy.

Director: Robert Rodriguez
Writer: Robert Rodriguez
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $112,719,001
Released: 30 Mar 2001
Awards: 2 wins & 10 nominations
Today is Friday. - Spy Kids 00:22 Today is Friday. Tell that recruiter,
to take his crystal ball... - Spy Kids 00:31 Tell that recruiter, to take his crystal ball... My kids go to school. - Spy Kids 00:07 My kids go to school. L'm not going to school, Daddy. - Spy Kids 00:12 L'm not going to school, Daddy. Hot, hot, hot. - Spy Kids 00:09 Hot, hot, hot. Hold that. - Spy Kids 00:31 Hold that. Get the hoe, Jane! - Spy Kids 00:07 Get the hoe, Jane! Come on, Jane. - Spy Kids 00:17 Come on, Jane. Come on, Carl. - Spy Kids 00:08 Come on, Carl. Come on, boy. - Spy Kids 00:14 Come on, boy. ''ASNF.'' - Spy Kids 00:06 ''ASNF.'' All right. - Spy Kids 00:25 All right. -You're the one who called.
-Yes, ma'am. - Spy Kids 00:18 -You're the one who called. -Yes, ma'am. You're going to have a...?
A real baby? - Spy Kids 00:23 You're going to have a...? A real baby? ...you'll never dive again. - Spy Kids 00:06 ...you'll never dive again. You should see the future
of Navy deep-sea diving. - Spy Kids 00:06 You should see the future of Navy deep-sea diving. You let go before l relieve you,
you fail my course. - Spy Kids 00:07 You let go before l relieve you, you fail my course. You know what the Chinese say? - Spy Kids 00:15 You know what the Chinese say? You know he's in there right now. - Spy Kids 00:11 You know he's in there right now. You hate champagne. - Spy Kids 00:29 You hate champagne. Wrong day, asshole. - Spy Kids 00:17 Wrong day, asshole. -Will the diver be reinstated?
-Will he get a hearing? - Spy Kids 00:06 -Will the diver be reinstated? -Will he get a hearing? Why are you doing this to me? - Spy Kids 00:06 Why are you doing this to me? What's going on? - Spy Kids 00:06 What's going on? What's your bet, Cookie? - Spy Kids 00:29 What's your bet, Cookie? What're you gonna do about it? - Spy Kids 00:08 What're you gonna do about it? What did he say
to make you try so hard? - Spy Kids 00:21 What did he say to make you try so hard? Two minutes, twenty-five seconds. - Spy Kids 00:08 Two minutes, twenty-five seconds. -Topside, he's blacking out.
-Goddamn it, hook him up! - Spy Kids 00:05 -Topside, he's blacking out. -Goddamn it, hook him up! Topside, we have a Coke can. - Spy Kids 00:11 Topside, we have a Coke can. Topside, blue diver. - Spy Kids 00:15 Topside, blue diver. Today will decide which of you
will become Navy divers. - Spy Kids 00:31 Today will decide which of you will become Navy divers. ...there may come a day when
a colored diver graduates from here... - Spy Kids 00:20 ...there may come a day when a colored diver graduates from ... The United States Navy
proudly reinstates... - Spy Kids 00:06 The United States Navy proudly reinstates... ''The President of the United States... - Spy Kids 00:25 ''The President of the United States... The mail chopper clipped a radiomast.
He's down! - Spy Kids 00:19 The mail chopper clipped a radiomast. He's down! That thing's light duty.
lt'll snap like a matchstick. - Spy Kids 00:06 That thing's light duty. lt'll snap like a matchst... Tell the dive station
to supply a standby. - Spy Kids 00:08 Tell the dive station to supply a standby. Swimming don't got dick-shit
to do with deep-sea diving. - Spy Kids 00:27 Swimming don't got dick-shit to do with deep-sea diving... Surveyor Second Class Yarmouth... - Spy Kids 00:07 Surveyor Second Class Yarmouth... She told me it was okay
to dance with girls. - Spy Kids 00:07 She told me it was okay to dance with girls. See? Now wasn't that easy? - Spy Kids 00:14 See? Now wasn't that easy? Only the Army salutes indoors,
senior chief. - Spy Kids 00:06 Only the Army salutes indoors, senior chief. One. - Spy Kids 00:06 One. Next time you scare the shit out of me
give me a courtesy warning first. - Spy Kids 00:07 Next time you scare the shit out of me give me a courtesy wa... Never thought l'd live to see it. - Spy Kids 00:15 Never thought l'd live to see it. Navy diving studies indicate that
if a subject were to become... - Spy Kids 00:06 Navy diving studies indicate that if a subject were to becom... Most of what's in those diving books
you know better than me. - Spy Kids 00:13 Most of what's in those diving books you know better th... Miserable son of a bitch,
in there drinking on my anniversary. - Spy Kids 00:06 Miserable son of a bitch, in there drinking on my anniversar... Minute five faster. - Spy Kids 00:06 Minute five faster. Master chief. - Spy Kids 00:08 Master chief. Master chief... - Spy Kids 00:16 Master chief... Machinist's Mate Rourke... - Spy Kids 00:07 Machinist's Mate Rourke... Machinist's Mate Rourke, 91 . - Spy Kids 00:17 Machinist's Mate Rourke, 91 . Lsert, finish torching that hole. - Spy Kids 00:31 Lsert, finish torching that hole. L'm three months late. - Spy Kids 00:05 L'm three months late. L'll endorse your request. - Spy Kids 00:08 L'll endorse your request. Lf you do not complete the flange... - Spy Kids 00:08 Lf you do not complete the flange... Let's get him up! On the hatch. - Spy Kids 00:09 Let's get him up! On the hatch. Lay back. On the side. - Spy Kids 00:07 Lay back. On the side. Ladies, this is weekend liberty. - Spy Kids 00:19 Ladies, this is weekend liberty. L was so scared. - Spy Kids 00:06 L was so scared. L may know a professor at City.... - Spy Kids 00:05 L may know a professor at City.... L have an unidentified metal object
protruding from the bottom. - Spy Kids 00:10 L have an unidentified metal object protruding from the bott... L don't hear anyone welcoming
Boatswain's Mate Brashear. - Spy Kids 00:05 L don't hear anyone welcoming Boatswain's Mate Bra... L can't do this, Carl.
l can't live this life again. - Spy Kids 00:13 L can't do this, Carl. l can't live this life agai... Jo! - Spy Kids 00:15 Jo! Hope you're better
than the last cook. - Spy Kids 00:09 Hope you're better than the last cook. Hey, l got your telegram. - Spy Kids 00:10 Hey, l got your telegram. Hey! Hey! How about some flowers
for your young lady? - Spy Kids 00:05 Hey! Hey! How about some flowers for your young lady? HeIIo? - Spy Kids 00:21 HeIIo? Good night. - Spy Kids 00:18 Good night. Goddamn! lf l'd been a few minutes
earlier, he'd be breathing now. - Spy Kids 00:21 Goddamn! lf l'd been a few minutes earlier, he'd b... Go. - Spy Kids 00:07 Go. Go, baby. - Spy Kids 00:07 Go, baby. Give up, Cookie. - Spy Kids 00:22 Give up, Cookie. Get on with it, senior chief. - Spy Kids 00:06 Get on with it, senior chief. Get away! Get away from me! - Spy Kids 00:06 Get away! Get away from me! Gentlemen... - Spy Kids 00:18 Gentlemen...

Cast

Gregorio Cortez - Antonio Banderas
Ingrid Cortez - Carla Gugino
Carmen Cortez - Alexa PenaVega
Juni Cortez - Daryl Sabara
Fegan Floop - Alan Cumming