"Spy Kids" quotes
Using high tech gadgets, two kids have to save their reactivated OSS top spy parents when they're taken by an evil, high tech enemy.
Director: Robert Rodriguez
Writer: Robert Rodriguez
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $112,719,001
Released: 30 Mar 2001
Awards: 2 wins & 10 nominations
133 Clips
00:22 Today is Friday.
00:31 Tell that recruiter,
to take his crystal ball...
00:07 My kids go to school.
00:12 L'm not going to school, Daddy.
00:09 Hot, hot, hot.
00:31 Hold that.
00:07 Get the hoe, Jane!
00:17 Come on, Jane.
00:08 Come on, Carl.
00:14 Come on, boy.
00:06 ''ASNF.''
00:25 All right.
00:18 -You're the one who called.
-Yes, ma'am.
00:23 You're going to have a...?
A real baby?
00:06 ...you'll never dive again.
00:06 You should see the future
of Navy deep-sea diving.
00:07 You let go before l relieve you,
you fail my course.
00:15 You know what the Chinese say?
00:11 You know he's in there right now.
00:29 You hate champagne.
00:17 Wrong day, asshole.
00:06 -Will the diver be reinstated?
-Will he get a hearing?
00:06 Why are you doing this to me?
00:06 What's going on?
00:29 What's your bet, Cookie?
00:08 What're you gonna do about it?
00:21 What did he say
to make you try so hard?
00:08 Two minutes, twenty-five seconds.
00:05 -Topside, he's blacking out.
-Goddamn it, hook him up!
00:11 Topside, we have a Coke can.
00:15 Topside, blue diver.
00:31 Today will decide which of you
will become Navy divers.
00:20 ...there may come a day when
a colored diver graduates from ...
00:06 The United States Navy
proudly reinstates...
00:25 ''The President of the United States...
00:19 The mail chopper clipped a radiomast.
He's down!
00:06 That thing's light duty.
lt'll snap like a matchst...
00:08 Tell the dive station
to supply a standby.
00:27 Swimming don't got dick-shit
to do with deep-sea diving...
00:07 Surveyor Second Class Yarmouth...
00:07 She told me it was okay
to dance with girls.
00:14 See? Now wasn't that easy?
00:06 Only the Army salutes indoors,
senior chief.
00:06 One.
00:07 Next time you scare the shit out of me
give me a courtesy wa...
00:15 Never thought l'd live to see it.
00:06 Navy diving studies indicate that
if a subject were to becom...
00:13 Most of what's in those diving books
you know better th...
00:06 Miserable son of a bitch,
in there drinking on my anniversar...
00:06 Minute five faster.
00:08 Master chief.
00:16 Master chief...
00:07 Machinist's Mate Rourke...
00:17 Machinist's Mate Rourke, 91 .
00:31 Lsert, finish torching that hole.
00:05 L'm three months late.
00:08 L'll endorse your request.
00:08 Lf you do not complete the flange...
00:09 Let's get him up! On the hatch.
00:07 Lay back. On the side.
00:19 Ladies, this is weekend liberty.
00:06 L was so scared.
00:05 L may know a professor at City....
00:10 L have an unidentified metal object
protruding from the bott...
00:05 L don't hear anyone welcoming
Boatswain's Mate Bra...
00:13 L can't do this, Carl.
l can't live this life agai...
00:15 Jo!
00:09 Hope you're better
than the last cook.
00:10 Hey, l got your telegram.
00:05 Hey! Hey! How about some flowers
for your young lady?
00:21 HeIIo?
00:18 Good night.
00:21 Goddamn! lf l'd been a few minutes
earlier, he'd b...
00:07 Go.
00:07 Go, baby.
00:22 Give up, Cookie.
00:06 Get on with it, senior chief.
00:06 Get away! Get away from me!
00:18 Gentlemen...
Cast
Gregorio Cortez - Antonio Banderas
Ingrid Cortez - Carla Gugino
Carmen Cortez - Alexa PenaVega
Juni Cortez - Daryl Sabara
Fegan Floop - Alan Cumming