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HEY DADDY HOW DO I DO A BREAST SELF EXAM
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Squidbillies

Shhh! Chocolate. Once them deers smell that birthday cake them sumbitches will come a...

Rusty:
Hey daddy how do I do a breast self exam? Earlie Cuyler:
Mens don't do that, Rusty. and mens don't lay no sisified eggs out of their butt glands neither. Rusty:
What we doin up here? Earlie Cuyler:
We going to de-bitch-ulate you boy. Make a man of you. Now put on your camo, cause you got to blend in with nature. Rusty:
But, but this is orange Earlie Cuyler:
No, no, Tangerine, boy. You see those deers is going to think this ain't nothin but a common Georgia fruit tree. We just two big friendly deadly deadly honeydews! Rusty:
But, but daddy! Earlie Cuyler:
Unuh, fruit don't talk. Fruit just listens... and waits. Look over yonder. [points to cake in woods] Rusty:
WELL HOT DAMN! Is that lemon flavored? Earlie Cuyler:
Shhh! Chocolate. Once them deers smell that birthday cake them sumbitches will come a running

Full Transcript

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HEY DADDY HOW DO I DO A BREAST SELF EXAM
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SIGHS MENS DON'T DO THAT RUSTY
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AND MENS DON'T LAY NO SISSIFIED EGGS
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OUT OF THEY FANCY BUTT GLANDS NEITHER
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WHAT WE DOING UP HERE
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WE GONNA DE BITCHALATE YOU BOY
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MAKE A MAN OF YOU
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NOW PUT ON YOUR CAMO
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'CAUSE YOU GOT TO BLEND IN WITH NATURE
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BUT BUT THIS IS ORANGE
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NO NO TANGERINE BOY
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YOU SEE THEM DEERS IS GONNA THINK THIS AIN'T NOTHING BUT
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A COMMON GEORGIA FRUIT TREE
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AND WE JUST TWO BIG FRIENDLY DEADLY DEADLY HONEYDEWS
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BUT BUT DADDY
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FRUIT DON'T TALK
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FRUIT JUST LISTENS
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AND WAITS
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LOOK OVER YONDER
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WELL HOT DAMN
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IS THAT LEMON FLAVORED SHH
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CHOC O LATE
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THEM SUMBITCHES WILL COME A RUNNING
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COCKS TRIGGER
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ANY MINUTE NOW
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THE HUNT IS
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YAWNING ON
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SNORING
Duration
80 seconds
Views
691
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:37
Uploaded
Feb 22, 2023
Season
2
Episode
2
Genres
Production
Shamley Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows the adventures of the Cuylers, an impoverished and dysfunctional family of anthropomorphic, air-breathing, redneck squids who live in a rural Appalachian community in the state of Georgia.