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HOWDY Y'ALL

Damn, that's a lot

Squidbillies • S02E04 • 2004

Sheriff:

Howdy, y'all. Guess who I just apprehended in town. A dozen of my mama's gingerbread men shaped just like yours truly. Mmm-mmmm they're good! Earlie Cuyler:
Whup his ass. Rusty:
Uh, Look at that, boy. Sheriff:
Look at what? Rusty:
Uh, I don't know. Earlie Cuyler:
Look at this, right chere! [knocks the cookies out of the Sheriff's hands] Sheriff:
Damn... they would have to fall frosting down. Rusty:
Oh, Lord, I'm sorry, Sheriff. That was an accident. Earlie Cuyler:
Accident? Boy! Rusty:
I mean accident time on you. You fall on my fist, your face hurt! Accident to you, boy! Earlie Cuyler:
That's what I'm talkin' about. Hell, yeah! Come on now, turn it on son. Turn it on. Rusty:
Turn it on son. Turn it on! Earlie Cuyler:
No, no, no, It's already on. Okay, you got to tell him it's on! Rusty:
It is on... boy. Earlie Cuyler:
Follow with a simile. Come on. Rusty:
It's on like... uh Earlie Cuyler:
What's it on like? Preferably a rhyme. Rusty:
It's on like, like Michelle Kwan! Earlie Cuyler:
...Oh, son. Rusty:
I'll do a tripe-axle lutz on your zambonied ice. Sheriff:
Rusty, It's on like Red Dawn or Charles Bron-son. Or hell, I'd even have accepted the movie "Tron". But Michelle Kwan? Please. Rusty:
She made sacrifices to get where she is! Earlie Cuyler:
Damn it! How many times have we watched Road House this weekend? How many times, Rusty? How damn many? Rusty:
Four? Earlie Cuyler:
Damn, that's a lot

Full Transcript

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HOWDY Y'ALL

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GUESS WHO I JUST APPREHENDED IN TOWN

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A DOZEN OF MY MAMA'S GINGERBREAD MEN

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SHAPED JUST LIKE YOURS TRULY

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MM MMM THEY'RE GOOD

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WHOOP HIS ASS

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UH UH

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LOOK AT THAT BOY

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UH

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LOOK AT WHAT

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HUH

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I DON'T KNOW

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LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE

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DAMN THEY WOULD HAVE TO FALL FROSTING DOWN

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OH LORD I'M SORRY SHERIFF

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THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

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ACCIDENT BOY

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WHISPERING

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I MEAN ACCIDENT TIME ON YOU

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YOU FALL ON MY FIST

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TO FACE HURT

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ACCIDENT TO YOU BOY

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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT

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HELL YEAH COME ON NOW

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TURN IT ON SON TURN IT ON

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TURN IT ON SON TURN IT ON

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NO NO IT'S ALREADY ON

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OK YOU GOT TO TELL HIM IT'S ON

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IT IS ON BOY

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FOLLER WITH A SIMILE COME ON

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IT'S ON LIKE LIKE

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WHAT'S IT ON LIKE

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PREFERABLY A RHYME

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IT'S ON LIKE MICHELLE KWAN

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OH SON

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IT'S ON LIKE MICHELLE KWAN

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JUST JUST JUST STOP SON

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RUSTY IT'S ON LIKE RED DAWN

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OR CHARLES BRON SON

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OR HELL I'D EVEN HAVE ACCEPTED THE MOVIE TRON

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BUT MICHELLE KWAN PLEASE

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SHE MADE SACRIFICES TO GET WHERE SHE IS

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DAMMIT HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE

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WATCHED ROADHOUSE THIS WEEKEND

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HOW MANY TIMES RUSTY

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HUH

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HOW DAMN MANY

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4

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DAMN THAT'S A LOT

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WE LOVE THE HELL OUT OF THAT MOVIE FILM

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BUT WHY SON

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WHY

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BUT WHY SON

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ASSES IS KICKED NAMES IS TAKEN

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LOVE IS MADE

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THEN COMMERCIAL

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Y'ALL KNOW HE'S STARTING A FILM FESTIVAL UP HERE DON'T YOU

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JUST LIKE SUNDANCE ONLY THIS IS CALLED DIRTYDANCE

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WHY WOULDN'T HE JUST CALL IT ROADHOUSE

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WELL YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF

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HE'S DOWN AT MY OFFICE

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THE PATRICK SWAYZE

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FROM THE MOVING PICTURE FROM THE TELEVISION ROADHOUSE

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IN THE FLESH

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THE ONE AND SAME

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YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

Duration

129 seconds

Views

1,001

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:30

Uploaded

Feb 22, 2023

Season

2

Episode

4

Genres

animation, comedy

Production

Shamley Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows the adventures of the Cuylers, an impoverished and dysfunctional family of anthropomorphic, air-breathing, redneck squids who live in a rural Appalachian community in the state of Georgia.

Actors

Sheriff