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Squinters

Oh, I use a fake birthdayfor privacy reasons

Oh, I use a fake birthday
for privacy reasons

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Oh, I use a fake birthday for privacy reasons.
Duration
5 seconds
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29
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:46
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
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Production
Schadenfreude Productions

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Movie Summary

The trials and tribulations of car loads of travellers in peak hour morning transit and again on their drive home to find out how the workday turned out.
S01 • E01 OK, you once had a puff of a joint laced with heroin - Squinters 00:07
OK, you once had a puff of a joint laced with heroin
S01 • E03 OK, so, all this talk about freezing eggs and botox - Squinters 00:08
OK, so, all this talk about freezing eggs and botox
S01 • E05 Yeah, well, lucky they promoted some new management - Squinters 00:05
Yeah, well, lucky they promoted some new management
S01 • E04 Ohh! If you're together, I've got all me own teeth. - Squinters 00:04
Ohh! If you're together, I've got all me own teeth...
S01 • E03 Like, now that you've got a real job, - Squinters 00:06
Like, now that you've got a real job,
S01 • E05 Have they promoted Dave? (CHUCKLES) - Squinters 00:05
Have they promoted Dave? (CHUCKLES)
S01 • E02 Well...we can be mates. If you want. - Squinters 00:05
Well...we can be mates. If you want.
S01 • E01 And you'd have a safety net when the singing thing doesn't work out. - Squinters 00:05
And you'd have a safety net when the singing thing does...
S01 • E04 Oh, come on, I'm not gonna get the balls snipped off my best mate. - Squinters 00:04
Oh, come on, I'm not gonna get the balls snipped off my...
S01 • E03 I mean, what man in the world is ever gonna provide me - Squinters 00:09
I mean, what man in the world is ever gonna provide me
S01 • E04 I should have had your father done - Squinters 00:06
I should have had your father done
S01 • E05 Final question. Scores level. "What's the capital of Canada?" - Squinters 00:06
Final question. Scores level. "What's the capital ...
S01 • E06 Well, that is ridiculously selfless, - Squinters 00:07
Well, that is ridiculously selfless,
S01 • E05 Yeah, well, I say to my teammates, "Ottawa," - Squinters 00:09
Yeah, well, I say to my teammates, "Ottawa,"
S01 • E06 We're gonna sneak the virgin hair back into the storeroom, - Squinters 00:05
We're gonna sneak the virgin hair back into the storero...
S01 • E05 Answer comes in - fuckin' Ottawa! (LAUGHS) - Squinters 00:07
Answer comes in - fuckin' Ottawa! (LAUGHS)
S01 • E06 Well, it's left unattended for about three minutes - Squinters 00:05
Well, it's left unattended for about three minutes
S01 • E04 Yes, and he said he's gonna represent me, - Squinters 00:04
Yes, and he said he's gonna represent me,
S01 • E05 Dave was furious. It was beautiful. - Squinters 00:04
Dave was furious. It was beautiful.
S01 • E04 Well, just tell him, if he doesn't, I'm cutting him out of the will. - Squinters 00:04
Well, just tell him, if he doesn't, I'm cutting hi...