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(SCOFFS) You're about as functional as a plastic steak knife
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(SCOFFS) You're about as functionalas a plastic steak knife

(SCOFFS) You're about as functional
as a plastic steak knife

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(SCOFFS) You're about as functional as a plastic steak knife.
Duration
5 seconds
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13
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:07
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
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Production
Schadenfreude Productions

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Movie Summary

The trials and tribulations of car loads of travellers in peak hour morning transit and again on their drive home to find out how the workday turned out.
S01 • E01 How can you say you're functional - Squinters 00:06
How can you say you're functional
S01 • E02 Why can't I accept his friendship? Because it's too keen. - Squinters 00:04
Why can't I accept his friendship? Because it's to...
S01 • E03 SONG: (ON RADIO) # You know that - Squinters 00:12
SONG: (ON RADIO) # You know that
S01 • E05 He's got, like, a nautical vibe, - Squinters 00:05
He's got, like, a nautical vibe,
S01 • E02 You may as well say, "Let's sync iCals." - Squinters 00:06
You may as well say, "Let's sync iCals."
S01 • E01 And he hasn't moved anything into your house - not even a sock. - Squinters 00:05
And he hasn't moved anything into your house - not even...
S01 • E04 Uh, he's never played before. And 'supposebly' is not a word. - Squinters 00:04
Uh, he's never played before. And 'supposebly'...
S01 • E05 He jumps on my bed, I'm like, "Good morning!" - Squinters 00:09
He jumps on my bed, I'm like, "Good morning!"
S01 • E04 But back to me - what are we gonna do about Gary? - Squinters 00:04
But back to me - what are we gonna do about Gary?
S01 • E06 (INHALES SHAKILY) - Squinters 00:04
(INHALES SHAKILY)
S01 • E03 Hey, Gary, do you know what's really cool about - Squinters 00:05
Hey, Gary, do you know what's really cool about
S01 • E05 He's probably dead, isn't he? He's probably dead because I'm an idiot! - Squinters 00:04
He's probably dead, isn't he? He's probably d...
S01 • E05 RADIO: Henry Lawson Drive is closed at Newbridge Road - Squinters 00:07
RADIO: Henry Lawson Drive is closed at Newbridge Road
S01 • E01 Be lucky to live till next Christmas at the rate I'm drinking. - Squinters 00:04
Be lucky to live till next Christmas at the rate I'm dr...
S01 • E02 (RINGTONE PLAYS) - Squinters 00:05
(RINGTONE PLAYS)
S01 • E01 (SIGHS) - Squinters 00:06
(SIGHS)
S01 • E06 (SIGHS) (CRIES) - Squinters 00:08
(SIGHS) (CRIES)
S01 • E02 (RINGING CONTINUES) - Squinters 00:07
(RINGING CONTINUES)
S01 • E03 And, um, apart from lack of sleep - and I do have an exam today, Mum - - Squinters 00:06
And, um, apart from lack of sleep - and I do have an exam to...
S01 • E01 Well, listen, son, if you can't face death, how can you handle life? - Squinters 00:06
Well, listen, son, if you can't face death, how can you...