So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and says, you know, "Have you got any, uh......
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[first lines] Vincent:
So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and says, you know, "Have you got any, uh... Any, uh... work for me?" And she says, "Um, well, you now, as a matter of fact, you could paint the porch." 'Bout two hours later, the guy comes back and says, "I've finished, ma'am, but just for your information, it's not a porch, it's a BMW." [bar patrons stunned]
So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and says, you know, "Have you got any, uh... Any, uh... work for me?" And she says, "Um, well, you now, as a matter of fact, you could paint the porch." 'Bout two hours later, the guy comes back and says, "I've finished, ma'am, but just for your information, it's not a porch, it's a BMW." [bar patrons stunned]
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so that's gonna cost you 15 bucks an hour
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You know why you never had kids
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Because you don't want to think about anybody other than yourself
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What do you know about me really
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Tell me I'd love it
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Nothing I don't know a thing about you just the way you want it
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Then you can act like a prick and it keeps everybody away
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If it ain't broken
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it is broken Vin Take a look at it
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Movie Summary
A young boy whose parents have just divorced finds an unlikely friend and mentor in the misanthropic, bawdy, hedonistic war veteran who lives next door.
Actors
Vincent
