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Fuck it, I wrote a scene today about me taking a shiton your big fucking Welsh hairy head!

Staged • S01E04 • 2020
Fuck it, I wrote a scene today about me taking a shit
on your big fucking Welsh hairy head!

Full Transcript

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Fuck it, I wrote a scene today
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about me taking a shit on your big fucking Welsh hairy head!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:23
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
American National Films

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Movie Summary

David Tennant and Michael Sheen star as two actors whose West End play has been put on hold due to Covid-19, but whose director has persuaded them to carry on rehearsing online.
S01 • E01 It's been canceled because of all this. I think I can save the project, - Staged 00:05
It's been canceled because of all this. I think I can s...
S01 • E04 -Yeah, well you've-- Oh, sh... -[alarm ringing] - Staged 00:06
-Yeah, well you've-- Oh, sh... -[alarm ringing]
S01 • E03 Probably tucked his tail between his legs and running his spineless, spindly ass - Staged 00:07
Probably tucked his tail between his legs and running his sp...
S01 • E05 Uh, I don't know, she's about five-foot-two and... - Staged 00:05
Uh, I don't know, she's about five-foot-two and...
S01 • E04 Um, I'll be back, I've just got to drop some shopping off for my neighbor. - Staged 00:04
Um, I'll be back, I've just got to drop some shopp...
S01 • E01 [David] Simon, are you there? Is this working? - Staged 00:06
[David] Simon, are you there? Is this working?
S01 • E05 Uh, I'd say she's in her late 70s, - Staged 00:06
Uh, I'd say she's in her late 70s,
S01 • E03 [phone vibrates] - Staged 00:05
[phone vibrates]
S01 • E01 [David] I'm not sure-- Georgia, can you come and see if this is working? - Staged 00:10
[David] I'm not sure-- Georgia, can you come and see if...
S01 • E02 Not if you keep acting like this. - Staged 00:07
Not if you keep acting like this.
S01 • E05 Sorry, I... I don't know her surname. Her first name is, um, Hannah. - Staged 00:05
Sorry, I... I don't know her surname. Her first name is...
S01 • E06 -See you there. -[beeps] - Staged 00:06
-See you there. -[beeps]
S01 • E03 -[laughs] -[phone thuds] - Staged 00:07
-[laughs] -[phone thuds]
S01 • E01 [Simon] Sorry to keep you waiting. I was just reading the-- - Staged 00:06
[Simon] Sorry to keep you waiting. I was just reading the--
S01 • E06 In Welsh, it's... [speaks Welsh] - Staged 00:06
In Welsh, it's... [speaks Welsh]
S01 • E01 -He wants to hear it from you. -Okay. - Staged 00:04
-He wants to hear it from you. -Okay.
S01 • E04 I did it yesterday, and she made me a bara brith to say thank you. - Staged 00:05
I did it yesterday, and she made me a bara brith to say than...
S01 • E02 I'm negotiating a minor upheaval, - Staged 00:06
I'm negotiating a minor upheaval,
S01 • E01 Did you see his Hamlet? - Staged 00:05
Did you see his Hamlet?
S01 • E03 Yeah. Well, um, we have actually... - Staged 00:04
Yeah. Well, um, we have actually...