What the hell were you doin'? What do you mean, what was I doin'? I was putting in a bug,...

Bill Reimers: [after Chris comes back from bugging Maria's phone and snooping around her room] What the hell were you doin'? Chris Lecce: What do you mean, what was I doin'? I was putting in a bug, for crying out loud. Bill Reimers: Oh, really? Is that what that was? Huh? Well I don't call goin' through that woman's drawers *puttin' in a goddam bug*. Chris Lecce: Oh, calm down. Don't blow a bowel, okay? For crying out loud. I thought I saw something in her bureau that would tell us whether or not she talked to Montgomery.

But don't worry. You'll be well provided for. What the hell were you doing? What do you mean, what was i doing? I was putting in a bug, for crying out loud. Oh, really. Is that what that was? I don't call going through that woman's drawers putting in a goddamn bug! Oh, calm down. Don't blow a bowel. For crying out loud. I thought i saw something in her bureau That would tell us whether or not she talked to montgomery. Yeah, she's gone. Give me the flashlight. I'm going to go back in there and check it out. Come on. No, no, no, no, no. No? No. Chris, this is the feds' party. I am not gonna get my ass canned For illegal procedure. "This is the feds' party. I'm not gonna get my ass canned for illegal procedure"? Give me the goddamn flashlight. Nothing's gonna happen to you. The worst thing they could do to you is suspend you for, what, three years. Well, that's great. I'm kidding! Jesus. The man never knows when i'm kidding. I'm only making a little joke, a little humor. What a boner.