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Stan Helsing:
[confronted by a giant cockroach in a restroom stall]
Oh, cock... roach. Sorry, dude! I thought this was available, but it's okay. I don't actually need it, 'cause I just pissed myself. You look tense. Uh... you need a magazine? Toilet paper? Here, I'll get you a magazine. [the giant cockroach grabs Stan] Stan Helsing:
Ah, I see you're a fan of the Kobe Bryant position
[confronted by a giant cockroach in a restroom stall]
Oh, cock... roach. Sorry, dude! I thought this was available, but it's okay. I don't actually need it, 'cause I just pissed myself. You look tense. Uh... you need a magazine? Toilet paper? Here, I'll get you a magazine. [the giant cockroach grabs Stan] Stan Helsing:
Ah, I see you're a fan of the Kobe Bryant position
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Oh cock
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roach Sorry uh dude
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I thought this was available
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but it's okay I don't actually need it
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'cause I just pissed myself You look tense
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Uh you need a magazine Toilet paper
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Let me get you a magazine
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Ah I see you're a fan of the Kobe Bryant position
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Movie Summary
A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?
