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[first lines] Stan Helsing:
[picking up a ringing phone]
Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween. [pause] Stan Helsing:
Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn. [pause] Stan Helsing:
What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her". [pause] Stan Helsing:
Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma
[picking up a ringing phone]
Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween. [pause] Stan Helsing:
Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn. [pause] Stan Helsing:
What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her". [pause] Stan Helsing:
Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma
Full Transcript
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Schlockbuster Happy Halloween
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Yeah yeah yeah we carry porn
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What do I recommend
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Schindler's Fist
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How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
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Six Degrees of Penetration
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That's a good one Glad He Ate Her
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Yeah yeah Okay
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Stan You're welcome Grandma
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Movie Summary
A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?
