You lose Gordie! Ha ha ha ha ha! Gordie loses! Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! Does the...

Teddy: You lose Gordie! Ha ha ha ha ha! Gordie loses! Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! Gordie: Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you? Teddy: Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite. Gordie: Don't call me any of your mother's pet names. Teddy: What a wet end you are, Lachance. Gordie: Shut up. Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh! Gordie: And then, your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.

We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand. Great, spit at the fat kid. Real good. What time is it, Gordie? It's 1:15. We'd better go get the food. Junkyard opens at 3:00. Chopper'll be here. Sic balls. You go. You could pick us up on the way back. I'm not going alone. We should all go. I'm staying right here. Yeah, man, I'm not going. Girls, girls cool it. We'll flip for it. Okay. Odd man goes. That's you, Gordie, odd as a cod. Flip or eat lead. Four tails. Oh Jesus man, that's a goocher. Come on, Vern. That doesn't mean anything. No, let's go again. No, man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me they were flipping for beers, and they came up with a goocher just before they got into the car. They all got totaled. I don't like this. Sincerely.