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"Stand Up Guys" quotes

Stand Up Guys poster
A pair of aging stickup men try to get the old gang back together for one last hurrah before one of the guys takes his last assignment - to kill his comrade.

Director: Fisher Stevens
Writer: Noah Haidle
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, thriller
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $3,310,031
Released: 01 Feb 2013
Awards: 1 nomination

24 Clips

ValDocDoctorPriestHirschWendyClaphands
I'm all out of gum - Stand Up Guys 00:15 I'm all out of gum They say we die twice - Stand Up Guys 00:12 They say we die twice I'm all outta gum - Stand Up Guys 00:14 I'm all outta gum You can't open a car with a coat hanger any more - Stand Up Guys 00:10 You can't open a car with a coat hanger any more Are you a real doctor - Stand Up Guys 00:07 Are you a real doctor This car belongs to the Jargoniew brothers - Stand Up Guys 00:18 This car belongs to the Jargoniew brothers This is not a good idea - Stand Up Guys 00:06 This is not a good idea How long since your last confession - Stand Up Guys 00:20 How long since your last confession So how's your health - Stand Up Guys 00:18 So how's your health I don't do it for money - Stand Up Guys 00:15 I don't do it for money It's like the old days - Stand Up Guys 00:15 It's like the old days Give me the key - Stand Up Guys 00:18 Give me the key Mount Everest just moved into my pants - Stand Up Guys 00:07 Mount Everest just moved into my pants My friend is looking for a party - Stand Up Guys 00:12 My friend is looking for a party You look like shit - Stand Up Guys 00:12 You look like shit I'm doing the Battle of the Bulge - Stand Up Guys 00:15 I'm doing the Battle of the Bulge I took the fall - Stand Up Guys 00:07 I took the fall Stage left - Stand Up Guys 00:05 Stage left DOC What's the address here - Stand Up Guys 00:05 DOC What's the address here I can't do what I said I would do - Stand Up Guys 00:16 I can't do what I said I would do What do you say - Stand Up Guys 00:15 What do you say It's not to your liking - Stand Up Guys 00:12 It's not to your liking Does anybody else want to get shot - Stand Up Guys 00:05 Does anybody else want to get shot

Cast

Val - Al Pacino
Doc - Christopher Walken
Hirsch - Alan Arkin
Nina Hirsch - Julianna Margulies
Claphands - Mark Margolis
All Cast