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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Hours instead of days! Now we have minutes instead of hours!

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williamrwarrenjr
1 year ago
Look up (and, obviously also WATCH!) a farcical indie film by two of the original FIRESIGN THEATER troupe (Proctor and Bergman, creative geniusii) ...

"J-MEN FOREVER!"

They bought up the rights to a bunch of old Republic or RKO serials and did a Woody Allen thing (re-edit, rewrite, re-word, "What's Up, Tiger Lily?") and the results are hilarious!

There's a scene where one of the Martians, wearing a skull-cap costume, exits the classic rocket ship, carrying a big box of something. One of the human thugs overseeing the shipment says,

"Hey, wasn't that Leonard Nimoy?"

The other guy says, "I dunno, I couldn't see his ears!"

(hint: it was!)
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williamrwarrenjr
1 year ago
Leonard was so cool! He had very long teeth!
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williamrwarrenjr
1 year ago
This is precisely the clip I have been quoting for DECADES!! THANK YOU FOR POSTING!!
Saavik:

You lied! Spock:
I exaggerated. Kirk:
Hours instead of days! Now we have minutes instead of hours!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:01.959
You lied
00:00:03.333 --> 00:00:04.025
I exaggerated
00:00:04.333 --> 00:00:05.917
Hours instead of days
00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:08.917
Now we have minutes instead of hours
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,389
Timestamp in Movie
01:17:55
Uploaded
Dec 05, 2022
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

With the assistance of the Enterprise crew, Admiral Kirk must stop an old nemesis, Khan Noonien Singh, from using the life-generating Genesis Device as the ultimate weapon.

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