So! Name your best price. For 10,000 bolts? 10,000 bolts of finest quality Grade A. 150...
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[Shakespeare and his men are selling collected lightning bolts to Ferdy, their fence]
Captain Shakespeare:
So! Name your best price.
Ferdy the Fence:
For 10,000 bolts?
Captain Shakespeare:
10,000 bolts of finest quality Grade A.
Ferdy the Fence:
Yeah, but it's difficult to shift, isn't it? Difficult to store. If I get the revenue man in here sniffing around. Uhmmm... Best price: 150 Guineas.
Captain Shakespeare:
[to his crew]
Gentlemen, put the merchandise back on board and prepare to sail.
Ferdy the Fence:
Whoa, whoa! Hold on. Hold on. One minute, Cuddles. 160? 160.
Captain Shakespeare:
Seeing as I'm feeling particularly generous today, I'll settle for 200.
Ferdy the Fence:
200? Okay, you're having a laugh.
[Ferdy laughs]
Ferdy the Fence:
Have you had your head in that? Has he been staying up where the air's too thin?
Captain Shakespeare:
[darkly]
You're being very rude.
Ferdy the Fence:
Not any more.
Captain Shakespeare:
200.
Ferdy the Fence:
180.
Captain Shakespeare:
200.
Ferdy the Fence:
That's not negotiation! I'm changing my number! 185.
Captain Shakespeare:
Did I hear 200?
Ferdy the Fence:
From you, you did. Yeah.
Captain Shakespeare:
You said 200?
Ferdy the Fence:
If I did, you're a ventriloquist. Okay, 195. Final offer.
Captain Shakespeare:
195 it is.
[they shake hands to seal the deal]
Captain Shakespeare:
So, with sales tax, that's... let's see... 200.
Ferdy the Fence:
[resignedly]
Brilliant. Put it in the back.
Transcript
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So name your best price For 10 000 bolts
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Ten thousand bolts of finest quality grade A
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Yeah but it's difficult to shift isn't it Difficult to store
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If I get the Revenue Men in here sniffing round what's the
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Best price 150 guineas
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Gentlemen put the merchandise back onboard and prepare to sail
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Gentlemen put the merchandise back onboard and prepare to sail
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Whoa whoa whoa Ferdinand always a pleasure
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Hold on Hold on One minute Hold on cuddles
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Oh he's One sixty One sixty
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Seeing as I'm feeling particularly generous today
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I'll settle for 200
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Two hundred Okay You're having a laugh
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Have you had your head in that
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Has he been sailing up where the air's too thin
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 205
Timestamp in movie: 01h 09m 59s
Uploaded: 27 March, 2022
Genres: adventure, family, fantasy
Summary: In a countryside town bordering on a magical land, a young man makes a promise to his beloved that he'll retrieve a fallen star by venturing into the magical realm.
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