If you could teach me anything you wouldn't be in a uniform
Join the conversation
Log in or create an account to leave a comment
Log In
Second Lt. Stellman:
You a stranger here? [Haven turns to him, then turns back to the bar and downs his whiskey] John Haven:
[to bartender]
What kind of whiskey was that? Bartender:
On the bottle it says rye, but the way you take it I don't see what difference it makes. John Haven:
I'll have another rye. Second Lt. Stellman:
You didn't answer my question. John Haven:
I'm a stranger everywhere. Second Lt. Stellman:
You got a job? John Haven:
Listen, soldier, I know that one too. 'Got a job, stranger? No? Why don't you join the army? Three meals a day, a place to sleep, nice warm uniform.' Second Lt. Stellman:
It has a little more than that. John Haven:
Yeah, it has one thing more. That I could never take. It's got second lieutenants. Second Lt. Stellman:
You want to make this a personal matter? Alright. John Haven:
I don't make it anything, soldier. You tried to sell me something, I didn't buy it. Why don't you beat it? Second Lt. Stellman:
If I weren't in uniform I might teach you a few manners. John Haven:
If you could teach me anything you wouldn't be in a uniform
You a stranger here? [Haven turns to him, then turns back to the bar and downs his whiskey] John Haven:
[to bartender]
What kind of whiskey was that? Bartender:
On the bottle it says rye, but the way you take it I don't see what difference it makes. John Haven:
I'll have another rye. Second Lt. Stellman:
You didn't answer my question. John Haven:
I'm a stranger everywhere. Second Lt. Stellman:
You got a job? John Haven:
Listen, soldier, I know that one too. 'Got a job, stranger? No? Why don't you join the army? Three meals a day, a place to sleep, nice warm uniform.' Second Lt. Stellman:
It has a little more than that. John Haven:
Yeah, it has one thing more. That I could never take. It's got second lieutenants. Second Lt. Stellman:
You want to make this a personal matter? Alright. John Haven:
I don't make it anything, soldier. You tried to sell me something, I didn't buy it. Why don't you beat it? Second Lt. Stellman:
If I weren't in uniform I might teach you a few manners. John Haven:
If you could teach me anything you wouldn't be in a uniform
Full Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.012
You're busted
00:00:02.004 --> 00:00:03.084
This will get you even
00:00:07.076 --> 00:00:10.076
And now you wonder why we just don't take all that gold
00:00:10.096 --> 00:00:14.032
and go around the world Monte Carlo the Taj Mahal
00:00:15.008 --> 00:00:16.068
I've a better idea for you
00:00:17.515 --> 00:00:19.096
Find the gold yourself Plant the deposition
00:00:20.016 --> 00:00:21.438
And let me hang for it
00:00:21.072 --> 00:00:24.665
Then you'd be rich And you won't even need to travel
Want This Clip in HD?
Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →
Movie Summary
After two US cavalrymen transporting a gold shipment get killed, US Army Intelligence investigator John Haven goes undercover to a mining and logging town to find the killers.
Actors
Bartender
