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Thirty-seven percent technically ain't gay, baby and you were flat again today
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Thirty-seven percent technically ain'tgay, baby and you were flat again today

Thirty-seven percent technically ain't
gay, baby and you were flat again today

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Thirty-seven percent technically ain't gay, baby and you were flat again today.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:32
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, fantasy, romance
Production
Voltage Pictures

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Uprooted by his parents' separation, teenager Kyle Moore is unable to fit into his new hometown until he stumbles upon a magical app that makes his social-media updates come true, changing his entire life.
Hey, Kyle, looks like you're acclimating nicely. - Status Update 00:04
Hey, Kyle, looks like you're acclimating nicely.
Xing, Mr Unpopular here is my brother, Kyle. - Status Update 00:04
Xing, Mr Unpopular here is my brother, Kyle.
But he only speaks Mandarin, - Status Update 00:05
But he only speaks Mandarin,
- Sorry, I didn't know it was yours. - Well, it is, so beat it. - Status Update 00:04
- Sorry, I didn't know it was yours. - Well, it is, so ...
That's not true. When I was in third grade, - Status Update 00:11
That's not true. When I was in third grade,
- Sure. - I've always wanted to go to California, - Status Update 00:07
- Sure. - I've always wanted to go to California,
Straight Outta Compton-style, except without, you know, - Status Update 00:05
Straight Outta Compton-style, except without, you know,
But anyways, I can't go, because I sunburn easily - Status Update 00:05
But anyways, I can't go, because I sunburn easily
Yeah, Principal Kim makes me "tutor" him. - Status Update 00:05
Yeah, Principal Kim makes me "tutor" him.
He scored more goals in two periods - Status Update 00:05
He scored more goals in two periods
Me, neither, but figure skating's cool. I mean, whatever. - Status Update 00:04
Me, neither, but figure skating's cool. I mean, whateve...
Oh, you got a little something. uh, right... here. - Status Update 00:04
Oh, you got a little something. uh, right... here.
How's that locker feel, Point Break? - Status Update 00:04
How's that locker feel, Point Break?
Nice phone, you might want to get that looked at, pussy. - Status Update 00:04
Nice phone, you might want to get that looked at, pussy.
You're tryin' to lock me into a lot of dos and don'ts right now, you beautiful angel. - Status Update 00:05
You're tryin' to lock me into a lot of dos and don...
Let me tell you something, in a former life, I was a wolf. - Status Update 00:04
Let me tell you something, in a former life, I was a wolf.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Your chi is way off. - Status Update 00:05
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Your chi is way off.
I know, you left your whole life behind, and you're pissed. - Status Update 00:04
I know, you left your whole life behind, and you're pis...
They don't really comprendo a surfer dude like you. - Status Update 00:04
They don't really comprendo a surfer dude like you.
Listen, why don't you tell me what I can do - Status Update 00:09
Listen, why don't you tell me what I can do