You see, I was captain of my junior college fencing team. All right. Co-captain
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[Roy Knable arrives inside a castle] Spike:
My, my. Now you'll never get back to Kansas. [Roy looks behind him and sees that his remote is shattered into pieces] Spike:
[raising his sword]
En garde. [Roy gets a wooden stick] Spike:
Oh, no sword. Have to talk to that prop man. [breaks the stick] Spike:
Right about now, your wife is probably catching that train... right between the eyes. And you let it happen. Darryl Knable:
[hurling one of Roy's swords towards the HVTV dish]
Here it comes, Dad! [the sword gets sucked in the dish] Spike:
I've taken loads of souls... and none more pathetic than yours, Roy. Say good night, Gracie. Roy Knable:
[catching his sword tossed by Darryl]
Not yet. [he starts dueling with Spike] Roy Knable:
You see, I was captain of my junior college fencing team. All right. Co-captain
My, my. Now you'll never get back to Kansas. [Roy looks behind him and sees that his remote is shattered into pieces] Spike:
[raising his sword]
En garde. [Roy gets a wooden stick] Spike:
Oh, no sword. Have to talk to that prop man. [breaks the stick] Spike:
Right about now, your wife is probably catching that train... right between the eyes. And you let it happen. Darryl Knable:
[hurling one of Roy's swords towards the HVTV dish]
Here it comes, Dad! [the sword gets sucked in the dish] Spike:
I've taken loads of souls... and none more pathetic than yours, Roy. Say good night, Gracie. Roy Knable:
[catching his sword tossed by Darryl]
Not yet. [he starts dueling with Spike] Roy Knable:
You see, I was captain of my junior college fencing team. All right. Co-captain
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Now you'll never get back to Kansas
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En garde
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Oh no sword
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Have to talk to that prop man
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Right about now your wife is probably
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catching that train right between the eyes
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And you let it happen
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Here it comes Dad
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I've taken loads of souls
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and none more pathetic
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than yours Roy
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Say good night Gracie
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Not yet
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You see I was captain of my junior college fencing team
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All right Co captain
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Movie Summary
A husband and wife are sucked into a hellish television set and have to survive a gauntlet of twisted versions of shows they find themselves in.
