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You've been running Risk Modelling Software

You've been runningRisk Modelling Software. Like, all of yesterday? Maybe keyed uphalf a...

Steal • S01E05 • 2026

You've been runningRisk Modelling Software. Like, all of yesterday? Maybe keyed uphalf a dozen simulations? - Maybe.- You're not on the Risk team. What you playing at? Look, it's all these re-balancing trades. I need to run risk reports. And half the office is on leave,so I'm just taking the initiative. Okay. Well, every time you run a simulation,the app generates millions of regressions. - I know how it works, Wayne.- Which means you've been locking up the server. - Oh.- Yeah. "Oh." Yeah, no one else can run anything. I was getting complaints all yesterdayuntil I figured out what was going on. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know. Leave the Risk Modelling Server to the Risk Modelling Team. - Well, could I just run a few little--- No. Stick to what you're good at. Sending other people's pensionsto tax havens and destabilising the world economy

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You've been running Risk Modelling Software

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Like all of yesterday

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Maybe keyed up half a dozen simulations

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Maybe You're not on the Risk team

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What you playing at

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Look it's all these re balancing trades

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I need to run risk reports

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And half the office is on leave so I'm just taking the initiative

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Okay

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Well every time you run a simulation the app generates millions of regressions

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I know how it works Wayne Which means you've been

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locking up the server

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Oh Yeah Oh

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Yeah no one else can run anything

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I was getting complaints all yesterday until I figured out what was going on

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Okay Well I'm sorry I didn't know

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Leave the Risk Modelling Server

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to the Risk Modelling Team

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Well could I just run a few little No

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Stick to what you're good at

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Sending other people's pensions to tax havens

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and destabilising the world economy

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إنك تستخدمين برنامجا لنمذجة المخاطر

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على مدار أمس تقريبا

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هل من المحتمل أنك وضعت على الانتظار نصف دزينة من عمليات المحاكاة

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ربما

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لست عضوة في فريق نمذجة المخاطر ما هذا العبث الذي تفعلينه

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اسمع أنا أ جري إعادة توازن لكل هذه التداولات

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أحتاج إلى مراجعة تقارير المخاطر

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ونصف المكتب في إجازة لذا أنا آخذ زمام المبادرة

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حسنا

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كل مرة تشغ لين فيها محاكاة يول د التطبيق ملايين من تحاليل الانحدار الإحصائي

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أعلم كيف يعمل يا واين إنك توقفين الخادم بسبب التحميل الزائد

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يا للعجب صدقت بقولك يا للعجب

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لا أحد بمقدوره تشغيل أي شيء

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أتلق ى شكاوى طوال أمس إلى أن اكتشفت ماذا يجري

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حسنا آسفة لم أعلم ذلك

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اتركي خادم نمذجة المخاطر لفريق نمذجة المخاطر

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هل يمكنني تشغيل بعض

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لا التزمي بما تبرعين فيه

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ألا وهو إرسال معاشات الآخرين إلى ملاذات ضريبية

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والتسبب في زعزعة الاقتصاد العالمي

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你一直在用风险模型软件

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昨天运行了一整天

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大概排了半打模拟任务

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大概吧

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你又不是风险团队的你在搞什么鬼

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都是因为调整资金组合的这些交易

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我需要生成风险报告

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但半个公司的人都休假了所以我只能自己来了

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好吧

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你每运行一次模拟程序应用都会生成数百万次回归分析计算

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我知道它的运行原理韦恩也就是说你把服务器完全堵塞了

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哦没错你也知道啊

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其他人都没法运行任何程序了

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昨天一整天投诉就像雪花一样涌来后来我才搞清楚是怎么回事

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好吧对不起我当时不知道

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把风险模型服务器留给风险模型团队用

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我能不能再运行几个小

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不行专心做你擅长的事

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继续把别人的养老金送到避税天堂

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破坏世界经济稳定吧

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V podstatě celý včerejšek

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jsi modelovala rizika

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Máš ve frontě tak půl tuctu simulací

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Možná

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Nejsi v rizikovém týmu O co ti jde

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Jde o všechno to rebalancování transakcí

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Musím dělat analýzy rizik

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Půlka kanceláře má volno tak se chápu iniciativy

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Dobře

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Víš při každé simulaci aplikace generuje miliony regresí

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Vím jak to funguje Wayne Přetěžuješ server

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Aha Jo aha

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Nikdo pak nic nespustí

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Celý den si mně lidi stěžovali než jsem na to přišel

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Promiň to jsem nevěděla

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Nech server na modelování rizik týmu modelování rizik

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Nemohla bych provést jen

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Ne Drž se toho co umíš

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Posílání důchodů do daňových rájů

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a destabilizování světové ekonomiky

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Du har kørt risikomodelleringssoftware

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hele dagen i går

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Har du sat omkring 5 6 simulationer i kø

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Måske

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Du er ikke på risikoteamet Hvad har du gang i

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Det er alle de handelsudligninger

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Jeg skal køre risikorapporter

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Halvdelen af kontoret er på ferie så jeg er bare proaktiv

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Okay

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Hver gang du kører en simulation genererer appen millioner af fejl

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Jeg ved det Wayne Du har låst serveren fast

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Åh Ja åh

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Ingen andre kan køre noget

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Jeg fik konstant klager i går indtil jeg fandt ud af det

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Undskyld det vidste jeg ikke

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Overlad riskomodelleringsserveren til risikomodelleringsholdet

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Må jeg køre et par små

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Nej Hold dig til det du er god til

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Sende andres pensioner til skatteparadis

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og destabilisere verdensøkonomien

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Je gebruikte risk modeling software

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Gisteren

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Er staan een handvol simulaties in de rij

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Misschien

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Je zit niet in het risicomanagementteam Wat doe je

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Ik herbalanceer transacties

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Ik moet risicoanalyses uitvoeren

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Bijna iedereen is weg daarom neem ik het initiatief

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Als je een simulatie uitvoert genereert de app miljoenen regressies

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Ik weet hoe het werkt Je blokkeert dus de server

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Niemand kan iets doen

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Ik ontving de hele dag klachten tot ik wist wat er was

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Sorry dat wist ik niet

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Laat de risk modeling server over aan het relevante team

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Kan ik een paar

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Nee Blijf bij je leest

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Pensioenen sturen naar belastingparadijzen

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en de wereldeconomie ontwrichten

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Käytit riskinmallinnusohjelmaa

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koko eilisen päivän

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Teit kuusi simulaatiotakin

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Ehkä

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Et kuulu riskitiimiin Mitä touhuat

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Se johtuu kauppojen tasapainottamisesta

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Minun pitää tehdä riskiraportteja

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Puolet porukasta on lomalla joten olen proaktiivinen

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Hyvä on

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Aina kun teet simulaation ohjelma luo miljoonia regressioita

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Tiedän miten se toimii Tukit palvelimen

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Ai jaa Niinpä

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Muiden työ ei suju

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Sain valituksia koko päivän kunnes hoksasin asian

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Anteeksi En tiennyt sitä

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Jätä riskimallintamisen palvelin riskitiimille

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Voinko tehdä pari

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Ei Tee sitä minkä osaat

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Lähetä eläkkeitä veroparatiiseihin

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ja järkytä maailmantaloutta

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Tu as utilisé un logiciel de modélisation

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toute la journée hier

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Cinq ou six simulations en file

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Peut être

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Tu n'es pas dans l'équipe de risque Que fais tu

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C'est toutes ces transactions de rééquilibrage

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Je crée des rapports de risque

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La moitié de l'équipe est en congé Je prends l'initiative

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D'accord

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Pour chaque simulation l'appli crée des millions de régressions

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Je sais Wayne Tu congestionnes les serveurs

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Oh Oui oh

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Ça nous empêche de travailler

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J'ai reçu des plaintes toute la journée avant de comprendre

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Excuse moi Je ne savais pas

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Laisse le serveur à l'équipe de modélisation de risque

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Puis je exécuter quelques

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Non Tiens t'en à ce que tu fais de bien

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Envoyer des fonds à des paradis fiscaux

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et déstabiliser l'économie mondiale

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Du hast Risikomodellierungen durchgeführt

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den ganzen Tag lang

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Mit sechs Simulationen in der Warteschleife

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Vielleicht

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Du bist nicht im Risikoteam Was soll das

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Es ging um Rebalancing Trades

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Ich muss Risikoberichte erstellen

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Die Hälfte des Büros ist im Urlaub ich ergreife die Initiative

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Na gut

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Mit jeder Simulation generiert die App Millionen von Regressionen

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Ich weiß Wayne Du hast den Server blockiert

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Oh Ja Oh

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Niemand kann noch was machen

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Alle haben sich beschwert bis ich herausfand was abläuft

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Okay Tut mir leid Das wusste ich nicht

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Überlass den Risikomodellierungsserver dem Risikomodellierungsteam

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Vielleicht ein paar kleine

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Nein Bleib bei dem was du kannst

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Renten in Steueroasen verschieben

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und die Weltwirtschaft destabilisieren

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Τρέχεις μοντελοποιήσεις κινδύνου

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όλη μέρα χθες

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Μπορεί συνολικά μισή ντουζίνα προσομοιώσεις

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Μπορεί

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Δεν είσαι στην ομάδα κινδύνου Τι παιχνίδι παίζεις

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Κοίτα είναι οι συναλλαγές επανεξισορρόπησης

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Πρέπει να κάνω αναφορές κινδύνου

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Το μισό γραφείο είναι σε άδεια έτσι παίρνω την πρωτοβουλία

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Εντάξει

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Κάθε φορά που τρέχεις μια προσομοίωση παράγει εκατομμύρια παλινδρομήσεις

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Ξέρω πώς λειτουργεί Γουέιν Μπλοκάρεις τον σέρβερ

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Ωχ Ναι Ωχ

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Εμποδίζεις τους άλλους

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Είχα πολλά παράπονα χθες μέχρι που κατάλαβα τι συνέβαινε

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Εντάξει Συγγνώμη δεν το ήξερα

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Άσε τον διακομιστή στην ομάδα μοντελοποίησης κινδύνου

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Μπορώ να τρέξω μερικές

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Όχι Κάνε αυτό στο οποίο είσαι καλή

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Στέλνε συντάξεις σε φορολογικούς παραδείσους

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και αποσταθεροποίησε τη διεθνή οικονομία

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את הרצת תוכנה להערכת סיכונים

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כל היום אתמול

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הכנסת לתור אולי חצי תריסר סימולציות

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אולי

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את לא בצוות הסיכונים מה את מנסה לעשות

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תראה אלה כל העסקאות של האיזון מחדש

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אני צריכה להריץ דו חות סיכונים

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וחצי מהמשרד בחופשה אז אני רק לוקחת יוזמה

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בסדר

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בכל פעם שאת מריצה סימולציה האפליקציה מייצרת מיליוני רגרסיות

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אני יודעת איך זה עובד ויין נעלת את השרת

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אה כן אה

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אף אחד לא יכול להריץ דבר

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קיבלתי תלונות במשך כל היום אתמול עד שהבנתי מה קורה

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בסדר אני מצטערת לא ידעתי

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תשאירי את שרת הערכות הסיכונים לצוות הערכות הסיכונים

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אני יכולה רק להריץ כמה

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לא תתמקדי במה שאת טובה בו

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לשלוח פנסיות של אנשים אחרים למקלטי מס

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ולערער את יציבות הכלכלה העולמית

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त मन कल द न भर र स क म डल ग स फ टव यर

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चल य थ

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श यद आध दर जन स म यल शन कत र म ह

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ह सकत ह

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त म र स क ट म म नह ह क सक ब वक फ बन रह ह

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द ख यह सब ट र ड स क र ब ल स ग क क म ह

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म झ र स क र प र ट चल न पड

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और आध ऑफ स छ ट ट पर ह त म समय बर ब द नह करन च हत थ

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ठ क ह

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जब भ त म स म यल शन चल त ह ऐप कई ल ख र ग र शन जनर ट करत ह

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म झ पत ह यह क स क म करत ह व न त म सर वर ह ग कर रह ह

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अच छ ह अच छ

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फ र क ई और क छ नह चल सकत

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कल प र द न म झ श क यत म ल रह थ फ र पत चल क यह सब चल रह ह

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अच छ म फ करन म झ नह पत थ

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र स क म डल ग सर वर क र स क म डल ग ट म क ल ए छ ड द

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क य म थ ड स

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नह त म ह ज क म आत ह बस उस पर ध य न द

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द सर क प शन क कर म क त द श म भ जन

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और द न य क अर थव यवस थ क अस थ र करन

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Egész nap futtatod

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ezt a kockázatelemzőt

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Vagy fél tucat szimulációd vár a sorára

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Lehet

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Nem is a kockázatelemzésnél vagy Miben ügyködsz

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Itt ez a sok újraegyensúlyozás

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Kellenek a kockázati jelentések

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A fél iroda szabin van Gondoltam hozzákezdek

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Értem

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Minden szimuláció lefuttatása millió regressziót generál

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Tudom hogy működik Wayne Leterheled a szervert

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Ó Igen ó

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Semmi mást nem tudunk futtatni

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Egész nap hallgattam a panaszokat amíg rá nem jöttem mi van

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Oké bocsi nem tudtam

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Hagyd az ilyesmit a kockázati modellezőkre

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Lefuttathatok pár kisebb

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Nem Csináld azt amiben jó vagy

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Mások nyugdíjának adóparadicsomokba utalása

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a világgazdaság destabilizálása

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Kau menjalankan perangkat lunak model risiko

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sejak kemarin

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Mungkin mengantre setengah lusin simulasi

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Mungkin

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Kau bukan tim risiko Apa yang kau lakukan

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Semua penyeimbangan ini

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Aku perlu buat laporan risiko

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Separuh kantor sedang cuti jadi aku ambil inisiatif

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Baik

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Setiap kali kau menjalankan simulasi aplikasi itu menghasilkan jutaan regresi

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Aku tahu cara kerjanya Wayne Kau mengunci servernya

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Oh Ya Oh

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Semua tak bisa lakukan apa apa

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Aku mendapat keluhan kemarin sebelum aku tahu apa yang terjadi

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Baik Maaf aku tidak tahu

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Serahkan server model berisiko kepada tim model risiko

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Boleh kujalankan sedikit

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Tidak fokus pada keahlianmu saja

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Mengirim uang pensiun orang lain ke surga pajak

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dan menggoyahkan ekonomi dunia

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Hai usato il software per modellare il rischio

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tutto il giorno ieri

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Avrai messo in coda cinque o sei simulazioni

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Può darsi

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Non è di tua competenza Che stai combinando

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È per tutti quei ribilanciamenti di portafoglio

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Mi servono le valutazioni di rischio

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E metà ufficio è in congedo quindi ho preso l'iniziativa

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Ok

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Ogni volta che lanci una simulazione l'app genera milioni di regressioni

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So come funziona Wayne Hai impallato il server

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Oh Sì oh

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Nessuno poteva operare

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Si lamentavano tutti finché non ho capito cosa stava succedendo

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Ok Beh mi dispiace non lo sapevo

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Lascia il server di modellizzazione del rischio a chi di competenza

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Posso lanciare un altro

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No Attieniti a ciò che sei brava a fare

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mandare le pensioni altrui nei paradisi fiscali

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e destabilizzare l'economia mondiale

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リスクモデルソフトにかけただろ

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6本ほどシミュレーションした

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そうかも

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君はリスクチームじゃない

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資産の再分配絡みでリスク報告書が必要なの

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休みの人が多いから自主的に動いた

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なるほど

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シミュレーションを 1回かけると

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サーバーに負荷がかかる

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そうなんだ

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誰も作業できず昨日ずっと苦情が来てた

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ごめん知らなかった

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リスクモデルはリスクチームがやる

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もう2 3本

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ダメだ得意なことをしてろ

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年金を紛失して経済をまひさせるとかさ

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위험 분석 소프트웨어를 돌렸더군요

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어제 종일요

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대기열에 추가한 시뮬레이션이 여섯 개는 되고요

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어쩌면요

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위험 관리팀도 아니잖아요 뭐죠

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거래 재조정 건 때문이에요

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위험 보고서를 확인해야 하는데

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사무실 직원 반은 휴가 중이잖아요 그래서 손수 나섰어요

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그래요

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문제는 시뮬레이션을 돌릴 때마다 회귀 분석 결과도 같이 생성돼요

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나도 원리는 알아요 웨인 서버에 과부하가 왔다고요

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그랬군요 그랬죠

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다른 사람은 아무것도 못 하고요

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어제 종일 불만이 접수됐어요 그러다 이유를 알았고요

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그랬군요 미안해요 몰랐어요

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위험 분석 서버는 위험 분석팀이 쓰게 둬요

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그래도 혹시 조금만 더

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아뇨 자라가 잘하는 건 따로 있잖아요

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사람들 연금 조세 회피처로 보내서

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세계 경제를 뒤흔드는 거요

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Awak kendalikan perisian model risiko

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sejak semalam

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Mungkin setengah dozen simulasi

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Mungkin

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Awak bukan pasukan risiko Apa awak buat

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Begini sebab perdagangan pengimbangan semula ini

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Saya perlu buat laporan risiko

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Separuh pejabat sedang cuti jadi saya ambil inisiatif

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Okey

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Setiap kali awak jalankan simulasi aplikasi itu menjana berjuta juta regresi

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Saya tahu caranya Wayne Awak melambatkan pelayan

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Oh Ya Oh

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Orang tak dapat buat kerja

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Saya dapat aduan sejak semalam sampailah saya tahu puncanya

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Maaf saya tak tahu

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Serahkan kerja model risiko kepada pasukan mereka

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Boleh saya buat sedikit

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Tak boleh Teruskan dengan apa yang awak mahir

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Hantar pencen orang ke lubuk pengelak cukai

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sampai goyang ekonomi dunia

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Du kjørte risikomodell programvare

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i hele går

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La til rundt seks simuleringer

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Kanskje

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Du er ikke på risikoteamet Hva driver du med

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Det gjelder ombalanserte avtaler

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Jeg må ha risikorapporter

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Halve kontoret har ferie så jeg tar bare initiativ

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Greit

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Hver gang du kjører en simulering skapes millioner av regresjoner

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Jeg vet hvordan det funker Du har låst serveren

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Å Ja Å

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Ingen andre kan kjøre noe

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Jeg fikk klager i hele går til jeg skjønte hva som foregikk

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Beklager Jeg visste det ikke

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Overlat risikomodell serveren til risikomodell teamet

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Kan jeg kjøre noen få små

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Nei Hold deg til det du er flink til

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Sende andres pensjoner skatteparadis

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og gjøre verdensøkonomiens ustabil

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Od wczoraj zajmujesz się

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modelowaniem ryzyka

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Ustawiłaś chyba z sześć symulacji

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Być może

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Nie jesteś w zespole ds ryzyka Co ty kombinujesz

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Chodzi o korektę bilansu

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Muszę zrobić raporty ryzyka

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Połowa biura jest na urlopie Chciałam się sama tym zająć

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Okej

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Za każdym razem gdy dodajesz symulację aplikacja generuje miliony zapytań

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Wiem Wayne Zapychasz nam serwer

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Aha Właśnie

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I nikt nie może pracować

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Dostałem wczoraj masę skarg aż połapałem się w czym rzecz

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Wybacz nie wiedziałam

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Serwer modelowania ryzyka zostaw zespołowi ds ryzyka

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Mogę tylko jeszcze

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Nie trzymaj się swojej działki

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Jak wysyłanie emerytur do rajów podatkowych

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i destabilizacja światowej gospodarki

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Você rodou software de simulação de riscos

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durante o dia todo ontem

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Preparou várias simulações

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Talvez

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Não é da equipe de risco O que está tramando

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São as operações de rebalanceamento

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Preciso dos relatórios de risco

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Metade da equipe está de licença então tomei a iniciativa

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Certo

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Sempre que faz uma simulação o aplicativo gera milhões de regressões

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Sei como funciona Está travando o servidor

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Entendi Sim

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Ninguém consegue rodar nada

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Recebi reclamações até que descobri o que estava acontecendo

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Me desculpe Eu não sabia

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Deixe o servidor de simulação de riscos pra equipe de risco

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Posso fazer mais alguns

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Não Faça o que você é boa

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Mandar aposentadorias pra paraísos fiscais

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e desestabilizar a economia

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Ai folosit programul de modelare a riscului

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ieri toată ziua

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Apar în coadă vreo șase simulări

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Poate

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Nu te ocupi de riscuri Ce pui la cale

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E vorba de reechilibrarea tranzacțiilor

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Am nevoie de rapoarte de risc

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Cum jumate din colegi lipsesc am preluat inițiativa

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Bine

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La fiecare simulare aplicația generează milioane de regresii

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Știu cum funcționează Ai blocat serverul

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Vai Chiar că vai

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Nu se mai pot face rapoarte

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Am primit ieri multe plângeri până mi am dat seama

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Îmi pare rău Nu știam

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Lasă serverul de modelare a riscului echipei vizate

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Aș putea face doar câteva

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Nu Continuă cu sarcinile la care te pricepi

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trimiterea pensiilor în paradisuri fiscale

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și destabilizarea economiei mondiale

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Usaste el software de análisis de riesgos

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todo el día de ayer

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Dejaste unas seis simulaciones en la cola

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Tal vez

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No eres del equipo de riesgos Qué pretendes

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Mira es por el rebalanceo de cartera

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Debo analizar informes de riesgos

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La mitad de la oficina tiene licencia solo tomé la iniciativa

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Ya veo

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Cada vez que ejecutas una simulación se generan muchas regresiones

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Ya lo sé Wayne Estás sobrecargando el servidor

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Ah Sí Ah

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Nadie más puede hacer nada

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Ayer recibí muchas quejas hasta que descubrí qué pasaba

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Bueno lo lamento No lo sabía

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El servidor de modelado de riesgos es solo para ese equipo

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Podría ejecutar unas

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No Limítate a lo que sabes hacer mejor

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enviar pensiones a paraísos fiscales

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y desestabilizar la economía mundial

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Du körde riskmodelleringsprogram

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hela dagen igår

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Köade runt ett halvdussin simuleringar

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Kanske

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Du är inte med i riskteamet Vad sysslar du med

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Det är en massa ombalanserade transaktioner

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Jag måste köra riskrapporter

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Och halva kontoret har ledigt så jag tar bara initiativet

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Okej

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Vid varje simulering genereras miljontals regressioner

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Jag vet hur det funkar Wayne Du har låst servern

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Jaha Ja

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Ingen annan kan köra nåt

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Jag fick klagomål hela dagen tills jag upptäckte varför

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Förlåt jag visste inte

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Lämna servern för riskmodellering till riskteamet

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Kan jag köra några små

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Nej Håll dig till det du är bra på

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Skicka pensioner till skatteparadis

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och destabilisera världsekonomin

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เธอร นซอฟต แวร จ าลองความเส ยง

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เม อวานท งว นใช ไหม

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แล วก อาจจะต งค วไว เป นคร งโหลด วย

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ม งนะ

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เธอไม ได อย ท มจ ดการความเส ยง เธอค ดอะไรอย

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เพราะพวกเทรดปร บสมด ลพวกน

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ฉ นเลยต องร นรายงานความเส ยง

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แถมคร งออฟฟ ศก ลาพ กก นหมด ฉ นเลยท าเองซะเลย

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โอเค

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ท กคร งท เธอร นระบบ แอปม นจะสร างร เกรสช นเป นล านๆ

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ฉ นร ว าม นท างานย งไง เวย น เธอท าให เซ ร ฟเวอร ค าง

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โอ ใช โอ

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ไม ม ใครใช ระบบได เลย

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ฉ นโดนบ นท งว นเม อวาน จนกระท งหาเจอว าเก ดอะไรข น

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โอเค ขอโทษนะ ฉ นไม ร

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ปล อยระบบจ าลองความเส ยง ให เป นหน าท คนในท มเถอะ

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ง นขอร นอ กน ดเด ยวได ไหม

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ไม กล บไปท าของถน ดเถอะ

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เช น ส งเง นบ านาญคนอ นไปบ ญช เล ยงภาษ

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แล วท าให เศรษฐก จโลกพ งน ะ

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Risk modelleme yazılımını çalıştırmışsın

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Dün tüm gün boyunca

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On tane simülasyon yapmış olabilir misin

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Olabilir

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Risk ekibinde değilsin Olayın ne senin

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Yeniden dengeleme işlemleri yüzünden

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Risk raporlarını incelemem gerek

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Ofisin yarısı da izinli o yüzden inisiyatif alıyorum

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Tamam

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Her simülasyon çalıştırdığında uygulama milyonlarca regresyon üretir

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Biliyorum Wayne Yani sunucuyu kilitliyorsun

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Ya Evet Ya

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Kimse bir şey yapamıyor

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Dün bir sürü şikâyet aldım ama bugün olayı çözdüm

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Pardon bilmiyordum

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Risk modelleme sunucusunu risk modelleme ekibine bırak

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Sadece birkaç küçük

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Hayır iyi olduğun şeyi yapmaya devam et

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Emekli fonlarını vergi cennetlerine gönderip

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dünya ekonomisini istikrarsızlaştır

Available in 26 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

32

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:03

Uploaded

Feb 03, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

Crime, Thriller

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Movie Summary

A typical day at Lochmill Capital is upended when armed thieves burst in and force Zara and her best friend Luke to execute their demands. In the aftermath, conflicted detective Rhys races against time to find out who stole £4 billion pounds of people's pensions and why.