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Steamboat Bill, Jr

I'm trying to teach you to run it - not *wreck* it!

[after Bill Jr. accidentally causes his father's steamboat to smack into King's] William 'Steamboat Bill' Canfield:
I'm trying to teach you to run it - not *wreck* it!

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I'm trying to teach you to run it not 'wreck' it
Duration
7 seconds
Views
215
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:26
Uploaded
Nov 21, 2022
Genres
action, comedy, drama
Production
Buster Keaton Productions

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Movie Summary

The effete son of a cantankerous riverboat captain comes to join his father's crew.
"Show him what makes the boat go." - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:05
"Show him what makes the boat go."
Eight bells and all is wrong - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:08
Eight bells and all is wrong
... home. I will be waiting in the Salon. - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:09
... home. I will be waiting in the Salon.
"I'll pick the young man for you .... and it won't be the son of a river tramp." - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:10
"I'll pick the young man for you .... and it won&#...
"I'll pick the young lady for you .... and it won't be a girl with a father like that." - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:11
"I'll pick the young lady for you .... and it won&...
"What do you mean throwing those .... cocoanut shells on the floor? " - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:07
"What do you mean throwing those .... cocoanut shells o...
(Train Ticket) Destination From : River Junction To : Boston, Massachusetts - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:06
(Train Ticket) Destination From : River Junction To : Boston...
NOTICE : This is to notify that the steamer STONEWALL JACKSON... - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:11
NOTICE : This is to notify that the steamer STONEWALL JACKSO...
Out of Town Papers. - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:20
Out of Town Papers.
"This man not only threatened my life but defied the law." - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:08
"This man not only threatened my life but defied the la...
"King will see that he don't get out of here for awhile." - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:07
"King will see that he don't get out of here for a...
(Local Newspaper) WEATHER CONDITIONS Unsettled --- wet and cloudy. - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:08
(Local Newspaper) WEATHER CONDITIONS Unsettled --- wet and c...
I'll run on this river if I'm the only passenger on the boat - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:05
I'll run on this river if I'm the only passenger...
"Throw both him and the bread out." - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:06
"Throw both him and the bread out."
I know what it is - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:07
I know what it is
"I'll just wait around until he is famished." - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:06
"I'll just wait around until he is famished."
You talk to him Sheriff - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:19
You talk to him Sheriff
The Prisoner's Song. - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:11
The Prisoner's Song.
That must have happened when the dough fell in the tool chest - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:08
That must have happened when the dough fell in the tool...
"I've changed my mind ... I want the bread." - Steamboat Bill, Jr 00:06
"I've changed my mind ... I want the bread."