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Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry.

Director: Adam McKay
Writer: Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, John C. Reilly
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $100,468,793
Released: 25 Jul 2008
Awards: 3 wins & 2 nominations
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer - Step Brothers 00:06 It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer You got my passport - Step Brothers 00:06 You got my passport Aside from the damage to the boat which we will fix - Step Brothers 01:18 Aside from the damage to the boat which we will fix You destroyed my boat - Step Brothers 00:18 You destroyed my boat Come on man Play something from The Stranger - Step Brothers 00:07 Come on man Play something from The Stranger What is your problem man - Step Brothers 00:21 What is your problem man Chewbacca masks Chewbacca masks - Step Brothers 00:08 Chewbacca masks Chewbacca masks I thought you were incredibly brave - Step Brothers 00:18 I thought you were incredibly brave I haven't had a carb since 2004 - Step Brothers 00:26 I haven't had a carb since 2004 I remember when I had my first beer - Step Brothers 00:05 I remember when I had my first beer What do you say we interview you - Step Brothers 00:31 What do you say we interview you You're impressive - Step Brothers 00:22 You're impressive Please stop calling me Mr Doback - Step Brothers 00:10 Please stop calling me Mr Doback You know what I just realized - Step Brothers 00:41 You know what I just realized I really need a job - Step Brothers 00:19 I really need a job I'm late for school - Step Brothers 00:13 I'm late for school And now you lay this shit on me - Step Brothers 00:11 And now you lay this shit on me You know what I got for Christmas - Step Brothers 00:11 You know what I got for Christmas But I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole - Step Brothers 00:08 But I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck... You don't even look good while you're singing - Step Brothers 00:36 You don't even look good while you're singing And you broke it - Step Brothers 00:08 And you broke it I love you so much - Step Brothers 00:35 I love you so much I'm watching the thing - Step Brothers 00:25 I'm watching the thing We were so sad you guys couldn't come to the wedding - Step Brothers 00:19 We were so sad you guys couldn't come to the wedding You got a really dope front lawn here - Step Brothers 00:14 You got a really dope front lawn here I'm so scared right now - Step Brothers 00:17 I'm so scared right now Fuck you Dale Fuck you - Step Brothers 00:05 Fuck you Dale Fuck you She's your therapist - Step Brothers 00:14 She's your therapist Is my dad upset about the stuff that happened - Step Brothers 00:23 Is my dad upset about the stuff that happened You're waking the neighbors - Step Brothers 00:08 You're waking the neighbors How is that even a skill - Step Brothers 00:12 How is that even a skill Not bad Eat shit Derek - Step Brothers 00:06 Not bad Eat shit Derek Brennan has a man gina - Step Brothers 00:04 Brennan has a man gina Chewbacca masks - Step Brothers 00:15 Chewbacca masks You certainly have had a lot of jobs - Step Brothers 00:47 You certainly have had a lot of jobs Shut your mouth - Step Brothers 00:04 Shut your mouth Dane Cook pay per view 20 minutes Let's go - Step Brothers 00:08 Dane Cook pay per view 20 minutes Let's go I would like to thank all of you - Step Brothers 00:31 I would like to thank all of you I'm leaving for the conference - Step Brothers 00:09 I'm leaving for the conference Can I ask you something - Step Brothers 00:36 Can I ask you something I know it seems hard - Step Brothers 00:12 I know it seems hard You have one month to find jobs or you're out on your asses - Step Brothers 00:17 You have one month to find jobs or you're out on your... I teabagged your fucking drum set - Step Brothers 00:05 I teabagged your fucking drum set Here's the shot out of the cannon - Step Brothers 00:10 Here's the shot out of the cannon John Bonham playing Moby Dick for real - Step Brothers 00:04 John Bonham playing Moby Dick for real Thanks for hiring our catering company - Step Brothers 00:48 Thanks for hiring our catering company What did you get for Christmas - Step Brothers 00:16 What did you get for Christmas I have a green belt - Step Brothers 00:05 I have a green belt Don't be mad at Dale for ruining the story - Step Brothers 00:06 Don't be mad at Dale for ruining the story This is just like Cold Case files - Step Brothers 00:17 This is just like Cold Case files We can bicker about this all night - Step Brothers 00:17 We can bicker about this all night Rock the fuck out of those drums - Step Brothers 00:07 Rock the fuck out of those drums Sticks and stones may break my bones - Step Brothers 00:10 Sticks and stones may break my bones I wanna roll you up in a little ball and shove you up my vagina - Step Brothers 00:23 I wanna roll you up in a little ball and shove you up my... You're a medical doctor - Step Brothers 00:12 You're a medical doctor Sprechen sie dick - Step Brothers 00:06 Sprechen sie dick I manage a baseball team - Step Brothers 00:09 I manage a baseball team And maybe we should just both bang her - Step Brothers 00:18 And maybe we should just both bang her I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur - Step Brothers 00:10 I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur This is your fault - Step Brothers 00:17 This is your fault As you all know - Step Brothers 00:27 As you all know We're in the bathroom - Step Brothers 00:13 We're in the bathroom This wedding is horse shit - Step Brothers 00:13 This wedding is horse shit Stay golden Ponyboy I gotta pee Okay - Step Brothers 00:04 Stay golden Ponyboy I gotta pee Okay Did you touch my drumset - Step Brothers 00:52 Did you touch my drumset What if I were to tell you that I could sell this house - Step Brothers 00:21 What if I were to tell you that I could sell this house What is your problem - Step Brothers 00:54 What is your problem What are you doing - Step Brothers 00:05 What are you doing Last week we put Liquid Paper on a bee - Step Brothers 00:07 Last week we put Liquid Paper on a bee Holy Santa Claus Shit - Step Brothers 00:08 Holy Santa Claus Shit I still hate you - Step Brothers 00:21 I still hate you I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed - Step Brothers 00:04 I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed We're putting the house on the market - Step Brothers 00:51 We're putting the house on the market Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weapon - Step Brothers 00:14 Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial... You know that one scene in The Wizard Of Oz - Step Brothers 00:12 You know that one scene in The Wizard Of Oz When I was a kid - Step Brothers 00:29 When I was a kid I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down - Step Brothers 00:22 I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down What do we do now - Step Brothers 00:08 What do we do now You mess with my nut - Step Brothers 00:13 You mess with my nut

Cast

Brennan Huff - Will Ferrell
Dale Doback - John C. Reilly
Nancy Huff - Mary Steenburgen
Dr. Robert Doback - Richard Jenkins
Derek - Adam Scott