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Hey you awakeYeahI just want you to know I hate youSo does my dadWell that's fineBecause guess whatI hate you tooAnd this house sucks assWell the only reason you're living hereis because me and my dad
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No way Kimosabe. This is my house now

Dale Doback:
Hey, you awake?Brennan Huff: Yeah.Dale Doback:I just want you to know I hate you. And so does my dad.Brennan Huff:Well that's fine. Cause guess what? I hate you too. And this house sucks ass.Dale Doback:Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.Brennan Huff:Who's the retard?Dale Doback:You.Brennan Huff: Hey ya'll don't say that!Dale Doback:Shut up! You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded.Brennan Huff:Just Shut up!Dale Doback:You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.Brennan Huff:You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!Dale Doback: Oh yeah?Brennan Huff: Yeah.Dale Doback:I'm a curly-headed fuck?Brennan Huff:Yeah. You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.Dale Doback:I hope you stay still when you sleep, cause I'm gonna put a rat trap between your legs.Brennan Huff:I'm going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you.Dale Doback:I want you out of my fucking house!Brennan Huff:No way Kimosabe. This is my house now

Full Transcript

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Hey you awake
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Yeah
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I just want you to know I hate you
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So does my dad
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Well that's fine
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Because guess what
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I hate you too
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And this house sucks ass
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Well the only reason you're living here
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is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot
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and maybe we should just both bang her
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And we'll put up with the retard in the meantime
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Who's the retard You
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Hey y'all don't say that
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Shut up
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You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded
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Just shut up
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You and your mom are hillbillies
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This is a house of learned doctors
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You're not a doctor
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You're a big fat curly headed fuck
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Oh yeah Yeah
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I'm a curly headed fuck Yeah
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You better not go to sleep
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As soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face
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I hope you stay still when you sleep
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because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs
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I'm gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap
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and beat the shit out of you
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I want you out of my fucking house
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No way kemosabe
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This is my house now
Available in 4 languages
Duration
96 seconds
Views
5,142
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:34
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
Production
Columbia Pictures,Mosaic Media Group,Gary Sanchez Productions,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry.

Actors

John C. Reilly
Dale Doback
Will Ferrell
Brennan Huff