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Dane Cook, pay-per-view, 20 minutes. Let's go!

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Dane Cook, pay-per-view, 20 minutes. Let's go!

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Dane Cook pay per view 20 minutes Let's go
Available in 4 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,812
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:01
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Mosaic Media Group,Gary Sanchez Productions,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry.

Actors

Adam Scott
Derek
Adam Scott
- Hey. What'd she want? - What? Nothing. Who's--? Who? Alice. We were just talking. Not-- It was not - Step Brothers 00:55
- Hey. What'd she want? - What? Nothing. Who's--?...
ListenI know that we started out as foeBut after that courageous actthat you showed me against the one they call Derekmaybe someday we could become friendsFriends who ride majestic translucent steedsshooting flaming arrows across the Bridge of HemdaleI - Step Brothers 00:30
ListenI know that we started out as foeBut after that...
Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weaponBecause I bumped into him and all I had was this samurai swordand you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph rightI would've done the exact same thing - Step Brothers 00:13
Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial...
Holy Santa Claus shit - Step Brothers 00:04
Holy Santa Claus shit
On the count of three name your favorite dinosaurDon't even think about it just name it Ready One two threeVelociraptorFavorite non pornographic magazine to masturbate toGood HousekeepingIf you were a chick who's the one guy you'd sleep withJohn - Step Brothers 00:27
On the count of three name your favorite dinosaurDon't...
- Nighthawk! - Step Brothers 00:14
- Nighthawk!
I think they're starting to like each other. - Step Brothers 00:12
I think they're starting to like each other.
Please stop calling me Mr Doback - Step Brothers 00:10
Please stop calling me Mr Doback
We're here to fuck shit up - Step Brothers 00:04
We're here to fuck shit up
Well Brennan you certainly have had a lot of jobsI'm a spark plugAnd Human Resources ladyOh You know it's Actually it's PamI'm sorryWell Pan No my name is PamAre you saying Pan or Pam I'm saying PamYeah I'm sorry who is this gentleman sitting behind - Step Brothers 00:44
Well Brennan you certainly have had a lot of jobsI'm a...
What do you say we interview youUh all right Yes that's a sometimes useful exercisePlease put your hand downGo aheadHow much money do you make a year before taxesOkay I'm actually not comfortable answering thatCome on We're doing the interview now not - Step Brothers 00:28
What do you say we interview youUh all right Yes that's...
Okay here's a shot out of a cannon Oprah Barbara Walters your wifeYou gotta fuck one marry one kill one Go - Step Brothers 00:08
Okay here's a shot out of a cannon Oprah Barbara...
Here's a shot out of a cannon Oprah Barbara Walters your wife - Step Brothers 00:08
Here's a shot out of a cannon Oprah Barbara Walters...
Shut your mouth Shut your mouth - Step Brothers 00:04
Shut your mouth Shut your mouth
Was that a fart I don't knowI can taste itOn my tongueOkay I'll be honest with you I did fartIs that onion Onion and Onion and ketchupIt stinks And this is a small room ShitOkay now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up - Step Brothers 00:19
Was that a fart I don't knowI can taste itOn my...
You know in that one scene in The Wizard of Ozwhen the flying monkeys pull apart the ScarecrowThat's what it was like Oh - Step Brothers 00:10
You know in that one scene in The Wizard of Ozwhen the...
Is my dad mad about the stuff that happenedRobert was very upset yesHe knows that you interviewed as a teamAnd he heard about the fartOh he did YeahYou just couldn't hold it or youNo I thought it was gonna be silent It was not silentIt just kept going and - Step Brothers 00:23
Is my dad mad about the stuff that happenedRobert was very...
We're putting the house on the marketWhere are we movingIs the house hauntedNo Nancy and I are retiringand sailing around the world on my boatWe are living the dreamWell what about usI'm sorry Robert We thought thatyou should take responsibility for your - Step Brothers 00:53
We're putting the house on the marketWhere are we...
I got a bellyful of white dog crap in meand now you lay this shit on me - Step Brothers 00:07
I got a bellyful of white dog crap in meand now you lay this...
I know it seems hard but it's the best thing for both of youWe do it because we love youDad I'm doing this because I love you fuck you - Step Brothers 00:11
I know it seems hard but it's the best thing for both...