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Listen don't be mad at Dale for ruining the story And possibly the evening
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Listen gang, don't be mad at Dale for ruining the story... and possibly the evening

Derek:
Listen gang, don't be mad at Dale for ruining the story... and possibly the evening

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Listen don't be mad at Dale for ruining the story And possibly the evening
Available in 4 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,981
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:18
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Mosaic Media Group,Gary Sanchez Productions,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry.

Actors

Adam Scott
Derek
Adam Scott
John C. Reilly
Dale Doback
John C. Reilly
Ah come on I love talking to you HehFrom across the room I feel like we have a thingYou and me man You're my new stepdad UnbelievableI never heard that laugh before Dad why are you acting so weird - Step Brothers 00:17
Ah come on I love talking to you HehFrom across the room I...
You know what I still hate youbut you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie magsYeah I got them from the '70s '80s and '90sIt's like masturbating in a time machine - Step Brothers 00:13
You know what I still hate youbut you got a pretty awesome...
What if I tell you I could sell this housefor 30 percent above market nowThat'd be great Could you do itIn a heartbeat RobbyI got my real estate license a few years back for shits and gigsI'd even do it for four fifths commishbecause you know what really - Step Brothers 00:20
What if I tell you I could sell this housefor 30 percent...
What's up faggots What's up manYou're not gonna come down say hi What's upHi DerekWhoa calm down man I'm just jokingWow You guys I really like your guys' setup up hereWhat is your problem manMy problem Oh I don't know I don't have a problem DaleActually I - Step Brothers 00:53
What's up faggots What's up manYou're not...
Actually I have the opposite of a problemI made over 550 K last year How much did you makeIt's not about money No it's not about moneyFor me it's a little bit about moneyand I made that much money last year I am the VP of the biggestexecutive helicopter - Step Brothers 00:36
Actually I have the opposite of a problemI made over 550 K...
Hey Derek know what's good for shoulder painWhat If you lick my butthole - Step Brothers 00:07
Hey Derek know what's good for shoulder painWhat If you...
I wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vaginaYou could just live there It's warm and it's cozyIn your vaginaI wanna walk around with you in there and just know thatwhenever I feel a little tickle or scratchthat it's just your hair up my - Step Brothers 00:21
I wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you up my...
I know. - Step Brothers 00:08
I know.
I hate my life, Dale. - Step Brothers 00:29
I hate my life, Dale.
Dane Cook pay per view 20 minutes Let's go - Step Brothers 00:06
Dane Cook pay per view 20 minutes Let's go
- Hey. What'd she want? - What? Nothing. Who's--? Who? Alice. We were just talking. Not-- It was not - Step Brothers 00:55
- Hey. What'd she want? - What? Nothing. Who's--?...
ListenI know that we started out as foeBut after that courageous actthat you showed me against the one they call Derekmaybe someday we could become friendsFriends who ride majestic translucent steedsshooting flaming arrows across the Bridge of HemdaleI - Step Brothers 00:30
ListenI know that we started out as foeBut after that...
Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weaponBecause I bumped into him and all I had was this samurai swordand you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph rightI would've done the exact same thing - Step Brothers 00:13
Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial...
Holy Santa Claus shit - Step Brothers 00:04
Holy Santa Claus shit
On the count of three name your favorite dinosaurDon't even think about it just name it Ready One two threeVelociraptorFavorite non pornographic magazine to masturbate toGood HousekeepingIf you were a chick who's the one guy you'd sleep withJohn - Step Brothers 00:27
On the count of three name your favorite dinosaurDon't...
- Nighthawk! - Step Brothers 00:14
- Nighthawk!
I think they're starting to like each other. - Step Brothers 00:12
I think they're starting to like each other.
Please stop calling me Mr Doback - Step Brothers 00:10
Please stop calling me Mr Doback
We're here to fuck shit up - Step Brothers 00:04
We're here to fuck shit up
Well Brennan you certainly have had a lot of jobsI'm a spark plugAnd Human Resources ladyOh You know it's Actually it's PamI'm sorryWell Pan No my name is PamAre you saying Pan or Pam I'm saying PamYeah I'm sorry who is this gentleman sitting behind - Step Brothers 00:44
Well Brennan you certainly have had a lot of jobsI'm a...