Hey, you awake? Yeah. I just want you to know I hate you. And so does my dad. Well that's...
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[Dale and Brennan are in beds next to each other]
Dale Doback:
[whispering]
Hey, you awake?
Brennan Huff:
[also whispering]
Yeah.
Dale Doback:
I just want you to know I hate you. And so does my dad.
Brennan Huff:
Well that's fine. Cause guess what? I hate you too. And this house sucks ass.
Dale Doback:
Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.
Brennan Huff:
Who's the retard?
Dale Doback:
You.
Brennan Huff:
[raising his voice]
Hey ya'll don't say that!
Dale Doback:
Shut up! You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded.
Brennan Huff:
Just shut up!
Dale Doback:
You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
Brennan Huff:
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
Dale Doback:
[Dale turns his face to Brennan]
Oh yeah?
Brennan Huff:
[Brennan turns his face to Dale]
Yeah.
Dale Doback:
I'm a curly-headed fuck?
Brennan Huff:
Yeah. You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
Dale Doback:
I hope you stay still when you sleep, cause I'm gonna put a rat trap between your legs.
Brennan Huff:
I'm going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you.
[Dale turns away from Brennan]
Dale Doback:
I want you out of my fucking house!
Brennan Huff:
No way Kimosabe. This is my house now.
Transcript
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Hey y'all don't say that Shut up
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You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded
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Just shut up
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You and your mom are hillbillies
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This is a house of learned doctors You're not a doctor
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You're a big fat curly headed fuck
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Oh yeah Yeah
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I'm a curly headed fuck Yeah
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You better not go to sleep
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As soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face
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I hope you stay still when you sleep
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because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs
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I'm gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap
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and beat the shit out of you
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I want you out of my fucking house
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No way kemosabe
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This is my house now
Clip duration: 56 seconds
Views: 2399
Timestamp in movie: 00h 16m 14s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry.
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