I'm just saying, you need to think about your options. I know you two are technically...

Dale Doback: I'm just saying, you need to think about your options. I know you two are technically married but that does not mean that they have to live here. Dr. Robert Doback: Dale, I think it's time for a change. For both of us. Dale Doback: Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked. [brief pause] Dr. Robert Doback: We literally have never done any of those things.

Jesus, Brennan. I'm just saying, I think you gotta think about your options. I know that you are technically married now... ...but that does not mean that they have to live here. Dale, I think it's time for a change for both of us. Dad, we're men, okay? That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open. We talk about pussy. We go on riverboat-gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked. We literally have never done any of those things. Where did he go to medical school? He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins. - Is that good enough for you? - No, it's not. Well, Brennan, those are very prestigious schools. I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering... ...and they were blazing that shit up every day. All right, here's a scenario for you, Dad. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower... ...and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair... ...going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: "Oh, my God. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf." - And she grabs me by the wiener. - Shut the fuck up!