My name is Robert, and I play racquetball. I collect coins. Sweet Jesus! I love Korean...

Dr. Robert Doback: [they start getting hot and heavy] My name is Robert, and I play racquetball. I collect coins. [breathes heavily] Dr. Robert Doback: Sweet Jesus! I love Korean food! Nancy Huff: [breathing heavily] I am Nancy Huff; I know how to make Tandoori Chicken. [continues undressing] Nancy Huff: I contribute to NPR every single year... [pause] Nancy Huff: ... and I love the movies of Rob Reiner! Pilates changed my life! [they continue making out while stripping off their clothes] Dr. Robert Doback: [they make out on the bed] I have a boat, and I wanna retire and sail around the world... Nancy Huff: Oh, I LOVE the sea! [they kiss and embrace each other] Dr. Robert Doback: And I drive a Mercedes and I have a 40-year-old son, Dale, who still lives at home! [pause] Nancy Huff: [rises from the bed and looks down at him, shocked] What did you *just* say? Dr. Robert Doback: [sulks] Oh! I knew I shouldn't have told you that! Nancy Huff: I have a 39-year-old son named Brennan- who still lives at home with me! [they begin to have sex]

My name is Robert, and I play racquetball. I collect coins. Sweet Jesus! I love Korean food. I am Nancy Huff. I know how to make tandoori chicken... ...I contribute to NPR every year... ...and I love the movies of Rob Reiner. Pilates changed my life. I have a boat, and I wanna retire and sail around the world. - I love the sea! - I drive a Mercedes... ...and I have a 40-year-old son, Dale, who lives at home. - What did you just say? - I knew I shouldn't have told you that. I have a 39-year-old son named Brennan... ...who still lives at home with me. I would like to thank all of you... ...for being here with us on this fantastic, wonderful day. And I would like to raise my glass. Dale and I wanna welcome you to our home with open arms. - Get a room, Dad. - Oh, for chri... Dale! Well, as you all know, my youngest son, Derek, couldn't be here... ...because of an important fishing trip. But my other son, Brennan, was going to be moving into his own place... ...but he was recently let go from his job at PetSmart... ...so he is gonna be living with us. I wasn't fired from my job, I was laid off! But you wouldn't know the difference. I didn't want salmon! I said it four times. This wedding is horseshit.