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Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?

Brennan Huff:
Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?

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Hey Derek sprechen sie dick
Available in 4 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
5,859
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:22
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Mosaic Media Group,Gary Sanchez Productions,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry.

Actors

Will Ferrell
Brennan Huff
Will Ferrell
Dale I don't know how much you know about therapybut it starts by you telling me something about yourselfI work at a college as a janitoreven though I feel like I'm smarter than people that go thereSometimes I see an equation written on a blackboardlike - Step Brothers 00:29
Dale I don't know how much you know about therapybut it...
So I thought we'd begin talking about your parents' divorceOkayHow old were you when they got divorcedFifteen That's a hard ageYes YeahWanna talk about those feelingsI love you Obviously you don't know meI love you so muchThank you And I will take that as - Step Brothers 00:48
So I thought we'd begin talking about your...
I love you Obviously you don't know meI love you so muchThank you And I will take that as a feeling that you haveof comfortability with meIt's more than comfortabilityI mean I fucking love you Okay I thI'm thinking about our life togetherI feel like I'm - Step Brothers 00:35
I love you Obviously you don't know meI love you so...
You got a really dope front lawn hereYou and your homeboys can play on thatYou can just say It looks good No that's how I talkOh you got a really fresh entryway here Pretty awesome - Step Brothers 00:13
You got a really dope front lawn hereYou and your homeboys...
Not bad Eat shit Derek - Step Brothers 00:04
Not bad Eat shit Derek
We're in the bathroom This'll just take a minuteThere's really little you can do about it Let me just hop onAah OohIt's all slippery - Step Brothers 00:12
We're in the bathroom This'll just take a...
Stay golden Ponyboy I gotta pee Okay - Step Brothers 00:04
Stay golden Ponyboy I gotta pee Okay
Last week we put Liquid Paper on a beeand it died - Step Brothers 00:06
Last week we put Liquid Paper on a beeand it died
Big question isAside from the damage to the boat which we will fixwhat'd you guys think of the presentationBrennan I think that what you did to Robert's boat was horridHaving said that I think that both of you boysshowed a lot of enthusiasm and - Step Brothers 01:13
Big question isAside from the damage to the boat which we...
Look we could bicker about this all night but what's done is done DadAre you guys gonna invest or not That's it That's it - Step Brothers 00:08
Look we could bicker about this all night but what's...
You jackaloonsYou're failures FailuresAnd you're embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuckBrennan Two thingsYou keep your liver spotted hands off my beautiful mother She's a saintAnd then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for 10 000Oh - Step Brothers 00:30
You jackaloonsYou're failures FailuresAnd you're...
Oh and Brennan Denise calledand said she can't go out on New Year's Evebecause she's not your girlfriend she's your therapistIs that what she said YeahShe's a rascal - Step Brothers 00:12
Oh and Brennan Denise calledand said she can't go out...
Good riddance. - Step Brothers 00:32
Good riddance.
What do any of us do to deserve anything? - Step Brothers 00:15
What do any of us do to deserve anything?
Wanna know what I got for Christmas HmA crushed soul - Step Brothers 00:07
Wanna know what I got for Christmas HmA crushed soul
And how about you Tiffany what did you get for ChristmasI got this Mikimoto pearl necklaceBut next year I'm gonna ask Santa for breast implantsbecause I'm impatient with my body - Step Brothers 00:13
And how about you Tiffany what did you get for ChristmasI...
You destroyed my boatYou beat me up in your sleepand worst of all you made Nancy and I resent each otherIt is absolutely 150 percent your faultOf course it's their faultThey're the two biggest dickheads in the world and they're living in your house - Step Brothers 00:18
You destroyed my boatYou beat me up in your sleepand worst...
Hey Are you awakeYeahI can't believe we actually have to move out of this houseI know I feel badHey you know we don't have to whisper anymoreMom and Dad aren't hereYeah but can we keep doing it thoughIt helps me pretend that they areYou must feel just - Step Brothers 01:48
Hey Are you awakeYeahI can't believe we actually have...
Get up, Brennan, I know you're faking. - Step Brothers 00:08
Get up, Brennan, I know you're faking.
Brennan? - Step Brothers 00:16
Brennan?