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What are you doing It's Shark Week
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Dad, what are you doing? It's Shark Week

Dale Doback:
Dad, what are you doing? It's Shark Week

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What are you doing It's Shark Week
Available in 4 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,389
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:06
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Mosaic Media Group,Gary Sanchez Productions,Relativity Media,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry.

Actors

John C. Reilly
Dale Doback
John C. Reilly
Mary Steenburgen
Nancy Huff
Mary Steenburgen
Two you have one month to find jobs or you're out on your assesI will arrange interviews for Monday and you will goDad why are you talking to me like this I'm your sonI'm not buying that anymore - Step Brothers 00:14
Two you have one month to find jobs or you're out on...
You yelled rape at the top of your lungsMom I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a secondHe had the craziest look in his eyesAnd at one point he said Let's get it onThat was about the fighting I'm so not a raperLook I didn't touch your drum set - Step Brothers 00:25
You yelled rape at the top of your lungsMom I honestly...
This house is a fucking prison On planet BullshitIn the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks - Step Brothers 00:09
This house is a fucking prison On planet BullshitIn the...
Hi! Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol. Hey. You can't catch me. - Step Brothers 00:11
Hi! Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol. Hey. You can't catch me.
Ah! I gotcha. I gotcha. - Step Brothers 00:07
Ah! I gotcha. I gotcha.
I don't know where you learned it, but I'm still sore. - Step Brothers 00:48
I don't know where you learned it, but I'm still...
Guys. - Guys. - Step Brothers 00:33
Guys. - Guys.
♪ She's got a smile that it seems to me ♪ ♪ Reminds me of childhood memories ♪ ♪ Where everything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky ♪ All right, Tommy, you're the oldest. - Step Brothers 01:00
♪ She's got a smile that it seems to me ♪ ♪ Reminds me...
I can't even I don't even know You don't even look good while you're singingThe worst thing I've ever heardThis is 1200 a week for voice lessons and this is what I getOkay I'll save it with this soloBow bowI'm DerekAnd I can sing high like thisAnd I can - Step Brothers 00:24
I can't even I don't even know You don't even...
We were so sad you guys couldn't come to the weddingBut we understand Oh yeahYou were busy fishing with Mark CubanOh yeah yeah Well not just the Cubesbut we had Chris Daughtry Jeff Probst super chef Bobby FlayIt was insane It was almost too much - Step Brothers 00:17
We were so sad you guys couldn't come to the weddingBut...
Listen don't be mad at Dale for ruining the story And possibly the evening - Step Brothers 00:06
Listen don't be mad at Dale for ruining the story And...
Ah come on I love talking to you HehFrom across the room I feel like we have a thingYou and me man You're my new stepdad UnbelievableI never heard that laugh before Dad why are you acting so weird - Step Brothers 00:17
Ah come on I love talking to you HehFrom across the room I...
You know what I still hate youbut you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie magsYeah I got them from the '70s '80s and '90sIt's like masturbating in a time machine - Step Brothers 00:13
You know what I still hate youbut you got a pretty awesome...
What if I tell you I could sell this housefor 30 percent above market nowThat'd be great Could you do itIn a heartbeat RobbyI got my real estate license a few years back for shits and gigsI'd even do it for four fifths commishbecause you know what really - Step Brothers 00:20
What if I tell you I could sell this housefor 30 percent...
What's up faggots What's up manYou're not gonna come down say hi What's upHi DerekWhoa calm down man I'm just jokingWow You guys I really like your guys' setup up hereWhat is your problem manMy problem Oh I don't know I don't have a problem DaleActually I - Step Brothers 00:53
What's up faggots What's up manYou're not...
Actually I have the opposite of a problemI made over 550 K last year How much did you makeIt's not about money No it's not about moneyFor me it's a little bit about moneyand I made that much money last year I am the VP of the biggestexecutive helicopter - Step Brothers 00:36
Actually I have the opposite of a problemI made over 550 K...
Hey Derek know what's good for shoulder painWhat If you lick my butthole - Step Brothers 00:07
Hey Derek know what's good for shoulder painWhat If you...
I wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vaginaYou could just live there It's warm and it's cozyIn your vaginaI wanna walk around with you in there and just know thatwhenever I feel a little tickle or scratchthat it's just your hair up my - Step Brothers 00:21
I wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you up my...
I know. - Step Brothers 00:08
I know.
I hate my life, Dale. - Step Brothers 00:29
I hate my life, Dale.