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What's up, faggots?Derek:What's up man? What? You're not gonna come down and say hi to me? What's with that, dipshit? Huh?Brennan Huff: Hi, Derek.Derek:Whoa, calm down, man. I'm just joking. You guys, I really like your guys' setup up here...Dale Doback:What is your problem, man?Derek:My problem? I don't know! I don't have a problem, Dale. Actually, I have the opposite of a problem: I made over 550 K last year!Derek:How much did you make?Dale Doback: It's not about money...Derek:No, it's not about money. Well, for me, it's a little bit about money...Derek:And I made that much money last year. I am the VP of the biggest executive-helicopter-leasing company on the Western Seaboard. Okay? I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out!Derek:See these? See these boys? This is what I live with! Every day I lather this up with Kiehl's in the shower. You wanna touch this shit? You wanna touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen!
What's up, faggots?Derek:What's up man? What? You're not gonna come down and say hi to me? What's with that, dipshit? Huh?Brennan Huff: Hi, Derek.Derek:Whoa, calm down, man. I'm just joking. You guys, I really like your guys' setup up here...Dale Doback:What is your problem, man?Derek:My problem? I don't know! I don't have a problem, Dale. Actually, I have the opposite of a problem: I made over 550 K last year!Derek:How much did you make?Dale Doback: It's not about money...Derek:No, it's not about money. Well, for me, it's a little bit about money...Derek:And I made that much money last year. I am the VP of the biggest executive-helicopter-leasing company on the Western Seaboard. Okay? I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out!Derek:See these? See these boys? This is what I live with! Every day I lather this up with Kiehl's in the shower. You wanna touch this shit? You wanna touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen!
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What's up faggots What's up man
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You're not gonna come down say hi What's up
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Hi Derek
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Whoa calm down man I'm just joking
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Wow You guys I really like your guys' setup up here
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What is your problem man
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My problem Oh I don't know I don't have a problem Dale
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Actually I have the opposite of a problem
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I made over 550 K last year How much did you make
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It's not about money No it's not about money
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For me it's a little bit about money
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and I made that much money last year I am the VP of the biggest
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executive helicopter leasing company on the Western Seaboard
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Okay I haven't had a carb since 2004
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Check these out See these See these boys
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This is what I live with
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Every day I lather this up with Kiehl's in the shower
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You wanna touch this No
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You wanna touch these bad boys
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Sorry not gonna happen
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Movie Summary
Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry.


