What's up, faggots? What's up man? What? You're not gonna come down and say hi to me?...
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Derek:
[Derek suddenly climbs up Brennan's treehouse with a beer]
What's up, faggots?
[to Brennan]
Derek:
What's up man? What? You're not gonna come down and say hi to me? What's with that, dipshit? Huh?
Brennan Huff:
[faintly]
Hi, Derek.
Derek:
Whoa, calm down, man. I'm just joking. You guys, I really like your guys' setup up here...
Dale Doback:
What is your problem, man?
Derek:
My problem? I don't know! I don't have a problem, Dale. Actually, I have the opposite of a problem: I made over 550 K last year!
[smirks]
Derek:
How much did you make?
Dale Doback:
[shrugs]
It's not about money...
Derek:
No, it's not about money. Well, for me, it's a little bit about money...
[pause]
Derek:
And I made that much money last year. I am the VP of the biggest executive-helicopter-leasing company on the Western Seaboard. Okay? I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out!
[Derek lifts up his shirt and shows Dale and Brennan his chest abs]
Derek:
See these? See these boys? This is what I live with! Every day I lather this up with Kiehl's in the shower. You wanna touch this shit? You wanna touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen!
Transcript
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What's up faggots
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What's up man What you're not gonna come down say hi to me
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Hi Derek
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Whoa calm down man I'm just joking
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You guys I really like your guys' setup up here
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What is your problem man
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My problem I don't know I don't have a problem Dale
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Actually I have the opposite of a problem
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I made over 550 K last year How much did you make
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It's not about money No it's not about money
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Well for me it's a little bit about money
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and I made that much money last year
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I am the VP of the biggest
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executive helicopter leasing company on the Western Seaboard
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Okay I haven't had a carb since 2004
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Check these out See these See these boys
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This is what I live with
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Every day I lather this up with Kiehl's in the shower
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You wanna touch this shit You wanna touch these bad boys
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Sorry not gonna happen
Clip duration: 54 seconds
Views: 868
Timestamp in movie: 00h 31m 34s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry.
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00:09 I manage a baseball team
00:17 We can bicker about this all night
00:05 I have a green belt
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00:06 Don't be mad at Dale for ruining the story
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00:11 WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
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