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Steptoe & Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold are junk dealers. Harold meets a stripper, marries her and takes her home. Albert, of course, is furious and tries every trick he knows to drive the new bride from his household.

Director

Cliff Owen

Year

Genre

comedy, romance

Box Office

N/A

Production

Associated London Films,Anglo-EMI

Awards

1 win

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Albert Steptoe

Wilfrid Brambell

Harold Kitchener Steptoe

Harry H. Corbett

Zita

Carolyn Seymour

Vicar

Chauffeur

Barman

Zita's mother

Zita's father

Fred McNaughton

Pianist

Arthur

Mrs. Hobbs

Compere

Hotel Doctor

Hotel Manager

Michael Da Costa

Traffic Warden

Airline Clerk

Tramp

Flamenco Dancer

Guitarist

Lady Courier

Bride

Baby

Baby

Man

Strip Club Patron

Strip Club Patron

Jack 'Kid' Berg

Customs Official

Wedding Guest

Man at Strip Club

Strip Club Patron

Strip club patron

Terry

2nd Man at Strip Club

Strip Club Patron

Strip Club Patron

Uncredited

Strip Club Patron

Tramp

Strip club patron

Terence Plummer

Strip Club Patron

Strip Club Patron

Strip Club Patron

Plumber

Strip Club Patron

Harold Sanderson

Strip Club Patron

Strip Club Patron

Strip Club Patron

Strip Club Patron

Strip Club Patron

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I knew it was a mistake,
right from the start. - Steptoe & Son

I knew it was a mistake, right from the start.

Oh, Gawd! Another two quid. File it. - Steptoe & Son

Oh, Gawd! Another two quid. File it.

Doomed from the start it was I told you so - Steptoe & Son

Doomed from the start it was I told you so

You can be poor without being common She was common - Steptoe & Son

You can be poor without being common She was common

♪ Down to the mighty sea ♪ - Steptoe & Son

♪ Down to the mighty sea ♪

Harold! - Steptoe & Son

Cor! Look at that. - Steptoe & Son

Cor! Look at that.

- What's that?
- Nothing. Just a note. - Steptoe & Son

- What's that? - Nothing. Just a note.

You're worse than a fly on a cow's asshole - Steptoe & Son

You're worse than a fly on a cow's asshole

Oh, I do apologize.
Would you care for one? - Steptoe & Son

Oh, I do apologize. Would you care for one?

The lark's on the wing,
the morning's dew-pearled. - Steptoe & Son

The lark's on the wing, the morning's dew-pearled.

Harold I'm only thinking of you - Steptoe & Son

Harold I'm only thinking of you

Just like gold mining, isn't it? - Steptoe & Son

Just like gold mining, isn't it?

Phwoar! - Steptoe & Son

Mr. Steptoe, the bride has just arrived. - Steptoe & Son

Mr. Steptoe, the bride has just arrived.

Dearly beloved, - Steptoe & Son

Dearly beloved,

And you are this way, please. - Steptoe & Son

And you are this way, please.

- Señor?
- Oh, the… - Steptoe & Son

- Señor? - Oh, the…

Here, this is handy, isn't it? - Steptoe & Son

Here, this is handy, isn't it?

Sod this for a lark. Come on, Fido. - Steptoe & Son

Sod this for a lark. Come on, Fido.

Look, son. - Steptoe & Son

Aah! - Steptoe & Son

- Hi.
- Hello. - Steptoe & Son

Ow! You bloody great pillock! - Steptoe & Son

Ow! You bloody great pillock!

"Dear Harold, I don't know
how to begin writing this letter to you." - Steptoe & Son

"Dear Harold, I don't know how to begin writing th...

Why? Why did you have to do it to me? - Steptoe & Son

Why? Why did you have to do it to me?

Right! Where is he? - Steptoe & Son

Right! Where is he?

How many sugars? - Steptoe & Son

How many sugars?

- Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't think you'd want to know. - Steptoe & Son

- Why didn't you tell me? - I didn't think you...

- When's it due?
- Five weeks. - Steptoe & Son

- When's it due? - Five weeks.

Careful, there. - Steptoe & Son

Careful, there.

Home. - Steptoe & Son

Hello, little Dad. - Steptoe & Son

Hello, little Dad.

- It's a baby.
- You amaze me. - Steptoe & Son

- It's a baby. - You amaze me.

Now, stop crying. - Steptoe & Son

Now, stop crying.

He's put on 13 oz. - Steptoe & Son

He's put on 13 oz.

Here, hang on. Hang on. - Steptoe & Son

Here, hang on. Hang on.

Come on! - Steptoe & Son

Round the garden like a teddy-bear. - Steptoe & Son

Round the garden like a teddy-bear.

Where's my bleedin' tea? - Steptoe & Son

Where's my bleedin' tea?

He's not in his pram, Dad. - Steptoe & Son

He's not in his pram, Dad.

Who wants him? - Steptoe & Son

You rotten Tory cancer! - Steptoe & Son

You rotten Tory cancer!

Come in here.
You can get through the window. - Steptoe & Son

Come in here. You can get through the window.

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Albert Steptoe and his son Harold are junk dealers. Harold meets a stripper, marries her and takes her home. Albert, of course, is furious and tries every trick he knows to drive the new bride from his household.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Cliff Owen

Writer: Ray Galton, Alan Simpson

Production: Associated London Films,Anglo-EMI

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 1972

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 23 Mar 1972

Awards: 1 win

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