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Steptoe and Son

Albert Steptoe and his son Harold are rag-and-bone men, complete with horse and cart to tour the neighbourhood. They also live together at the junk yard. Harold, who likes the bright lights in the West End of London, meets a stripper, marries her and takes her home. Albert is furious and tries every trick he knows to drive the new bride from his household.

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Cliff Owen

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Genre

Comedy, Romance

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N/A

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win

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I knew it was a mistake,
right from the start. - Steptoe and Son

I knew it was a mistake, right from the start.

Oh, Gawd! Another two quid. File it. - Steptoe and Son

Oh, Gawd! Another two quid. File it.

Doomed from the start it was I told you so - Steptoe and Son

Doomed from the start it was I told you so

You can be poor without being common She was common - Steptoe and Son

You can be poor without being common She was common

♪ Down to the mighty sea ♪ - Steptoe and Son

♪ Down to the mighty sea ♪

Harold! - Steptoe and Son

Cor! Look at that. - Steptoe and Son

Cor! Look at that.

- What's that?
- Nothing. Just a note. - Steptoe and Son

- What's that? - Nothing. Just a note.

You're worse than a fly on a cow's asshole - Steptoe and Son

You're worse than a fly on a cow's asshole

Oh, I do apologize.
Would you care for one? - Steptoe and Son

Oh, I do apologize. Would you care for one?

The lark's on the wing,
the morning's dew-pearled. - Steptoe and Son

The lark's on the wing, the morning's dew-pearled.

Harold I'm only thinking of you - Steptoe and Son

Harold I'm only thinking of you

Just like gold mining, isn't it? - Steptoe and Son

Just like gold mining, isn't it?

Phwoar! - Steptoe and Son

Mr. Steptoe, the bride has just arrived. - Steptoe and Son

Mr. Steptoe, the bride has just arrived.

Dearly beloved, - Steptoe and Son

Dearly beloved,

And you are this way, please. - Steptoe and Son

And you are this way, please.

- Señor?
- Oh, the… - Steptoe and Son

- Señor? - Oh, the…

Here, this is handy, isn't it? - Steptoe and Son

Here, this is handy, isn't it?

Sod this for a lark. Come on, Fido. - Steptoe and Son

Sod this for a lark. Come on, Fido.

Look, son. - Steptoe and Son

Aah! - Steptoe and Son

- Hi.
- Hello. - Steptoe and Son

Ow! You bloody great pillock! - Steptoe and Son

Ow! You bloody great pillock!

"Dear Harold, I don't know
how to begin writing this letter to you." - Steptoe and Son

"Dear Harold, I don't know how to begin writing th...

Why? Why did you have to do it to me? - Steptoe and Son

Why? Why did you have to do it to me?

Right! Where is he? - Steptoe and Son

Right! Where is he?

How many sugars? - Steptoe and Son

How many sugars?

- Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't think you'd want to know. - Steptoe and Son

- Why didn't you tell me? - I didn't think you...

- When's it due?
- Five weeks. - Steptoe and Son

- When's it due? - Five weeks.

Careful, there. - Steptoe and Son

Careful, there.

Home. - Steptoe and Son

Hello, little Dad. - Steptoe and Son

Hello, little Dad.

- It's a baby.
- You amaze me. - Steptoe and Son

- It's a baby. - You amaze me.

Now, stop crying. - Steptoe and Son

Now, stop crying.

He's put on 13 oz. - Steptoe and Son

He's put on 13 oz.

Here, hang on. Hang on. - Steptoe and Son

Here, hang on. Hang on.

Come on! - Steptoe and Son

Round the garden like a teddy-bear. - Steptoe and Son

Round the garden like a teddy-bear.

Where's my bleedin' tea? - Steptoe and Son

Where's my bleedin' tea?

He's not in his pram, Dad. - Steptoe and Son

He's not in his pram, Dad.

Who wants him? - Steptoe and Son

You rotten Tory cancer! - Steptoe and Son

You rotten Tory cancer!

Come in here.
You can get through the window. - Steptoe and Son

Come in here. You can get through the window.

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Albert Steptoe and his son Harold are rag-and-bone men, complete with horse and cart to tour the neighbourhood. They also live together at the junk yard. Harold, who likes the bright lights in the West End of London, meets a stripper, marries her and takes her home. Albert is furious and tries every trick he knows to drive the new bride from his household.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Cliff Owen

Writer: Ray Galton, Alan Simpson

Production: N/A

Genre: Comedy, Romance

Year: 1972

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 23 Mar 1972

Awards: 1 win

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