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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

All I know is, whatever itends up being, it will always open with thefollowing sentence

All I know is, whatever it
ends up being, it will always open with the
following sentence

Full Transcript

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All I know is, whatever it ends up being,
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it will always open with the following sentence...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:25
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
So, my multiple British Comedy and Bafta award-winning BBC Two series - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
So, my multiple British Comedy and Bafta award-winning BBC T...
Presumably because it was unprecedentedly - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Presumably because it was unprecedentedly
Although I notice there is money at the BBC for a proposed remake - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Although I notice there is money at the BBC for a proposed r...
The weird thing, I think, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
The weird thing, I think,
Mrs Slocombe stands in a massive shed off the M6... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Mrs Slocombe stands in a massive shed off the M6...
..making incomprehensible cat-based double entendres... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
..making incomprehensible cat-based double entendres...
..to loads of poorly-paid and soon-to-be-deported - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
..to loads of poorly-paid and soon-to-be-deported
It's a big... A big news story, that, the, uh... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
It's a big... A big news story, that, the, uh...
That used to be... All last year, that was a big laugh, that joke, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
That used to be... All last year, that was a big laugh, that...
Basically, you either overstate a perceived truth for comic effect - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
Basically, you either overstate a perceived truth for comic ...
But... So, why that was working last year was because the perception was, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
But... So, why that was working last year was because the pe...
"..soon-to-be-deported Eastern European workers" and the audience - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"..soon-to-be-deported Eastern European workers" a...
The last gig I did before Christmas was December 9th, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
The last gig I did before Christmas was December 9th,
And what had happened that day, or the day before - and I didn't know, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
And what had happened that day, or the day before - and I di...
So, I went, "Soon-to-be-deported Eastern European workers," - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
So, I went, "Soon-to-be-deported Eastern European worke...
The next one was January 2nd and I thought, "Maybe I should cut - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
The next one was January 2nd and I thought, "Maybe I sh...
And it's a well-constructed joke, as well. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And it's a well-constructed joke, as well.
It goes, "Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
It goes, "Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na...
"soon-to-be-deported Eastern European workers." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"soon-to-be-deported Eastern European workers."
It ends on, or near, a hard consonant, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
It ends on, or near, a hard consonant,