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All the things happen, they happen the same every night
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All the things happen,they happen the same every night, and somehow the sort...

All the things happen,
they happen the same every night, and somehow the sort of
cross-section of people that comes to see me, whether I'm in Aberdeen
or Southend, they seem to be the same.
They are self-replicating

Full Transcript

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All the things happen, they happen the same every night,
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and somehow the sort of cross-section of people that comes
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to see me, whether I'm in Aberdeen or Southend,
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they seem to be the same. They are self-replicating.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:02
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
No place is any different to the other, and the show goes - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
No place is any different to the other, and the show goes
Well, I mean, especially with the state of you, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
Well, I mean, especially with the state of you,
Performing at this level with this degree of enthusiasm... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Performing at this level with this degree of enthusiasm...
It's going to kill me. And this will not be one of those memorable - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
It's going to kill me. And this will not be one of thos...
..demises, in front of an audience of loving, affectionate... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
..demises, in front of an audience of loving, affectionate.....
Yeah. ..happy, contented laughing people. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Yeah. ..happy, contented laughing people.
Well, the worst thing that could possibly happen is on the verge - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
Well, the worst thing that could possibly happen is on the v...
All those '90s and noughties TV panel show, Live At The Apollo, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
All those '90s and noughties TV panel show, Live At The...
The cheapest that you can get my 2004 live DVD for, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
The cheapest that you can get my 2004 live DVD for,
Have you seen this before? Have you tried to fuck this up on purpose? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Have you seen this before? Have you tried to fuck this up on...
..208 nights of this tour - it's £3.67, my DVD. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
..208 nights of this tour - it's £3.67, my DVD.
I go to the person there, I say, "How much do you think it is?" - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
I go to the person there, I say, "How much do you think...
And then I say, "£3.67." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And then I say, "£3.67."
"More than they said, yeah!" - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"More than they said, yeah!"
It's very kind of you to think that it would be five... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
It's very kind of you to think that it would be five...
And where there's normally joy, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And where there's normally joy,
"Because it's less. It's much less than he said." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"Because it's less. It's much less than he sa...
That's normally another bit where there's a bit of a lift, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
That's normally another bit where there's a bit of...
I'll be really amazed if this makes the edit, but if it does, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I'll be really amazed if this makes the edit, but if it...
Which is still... Yes, that's right, cry and blow your nose. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Which is still... Yes, that's right, cry and blow your ...