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And Grandad would go down in the cellar
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And Grandad would go downin the cellar, shivering and crying andnaked and bleeding in the...

And Grandad would go down
in the cellar, shivering and crying and
naked and bleeding in the freezing-black dark,
digging up the coal

Full Transcript

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And Grandad would go down in the cellar,
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shivering and crying and naked and bleeding
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in the freezing-black dark, digging up the coal.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:45:16
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
The coal dust would billow up into his potato-sack sex mask, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
The coal dust would billow up into his potato-sack sex mask,
..and at this point, she would always say the same thing to him, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
..and at this point, she would always say the same thing to ...
She'd go, "No, I can't remember it." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
She'd go, "No, I can't remember it."
She'd hold up the dripping, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
She'd hold up the dripping,
"But remember, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"But remember,
"..as well as being a lubricant for your selfish pleasure... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"..as well as being a lubricant for your selfish pleasu...
"..this dripping is also our dinner." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"..this dripping is also our dinner."
And they would have to make a choice, a very stark choice, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
And they would have to make a choice, a very stark choice,
A choice between the pursuit of selfish pleasure - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
A choice between the pursuit of selfish pleasure
I talked to my grandad years later, he said, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
I talked to my grandad years later, he said,
They lived in Malvern Link, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
They lived in Malvern Link,
Why is one name funny and another one's not funny? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Why is one name funny and another one's not funny?
If you know what made things funny, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
If you know what made things funny,
Making yourselves laugh, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Making yourselves laugh,
And the under-40s have my sympathy, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
And the under-40s have my sympathy,
The forests, national parks, education, health. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
The forests, national parks, education, health.
You know, further education, for example, wasn't supposed to be a - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
You know, further education, for example, wasn't suppos...
Further education was supposed to be an opportunity to participate, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
Further education was supposed to be an opportunity to parti...
..admittedly whilst drinking heavily subsidised alcohol... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
..admittedly whilst drinking heavily subsidised alcohol...
..and losing your virginity - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
..and losing your virginity