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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

And you have to payfor everything now and nothing comes for free, except the last U2 album

And you have to pay
for everything now and nothing comes for free, except the last U2 album

Full Transcript

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And you have to pay for everything now
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and nothing comes for free,
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except the last U2 album.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:52:30
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
Whether you wanted it or not, you know, like a Trojan virus. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Whether you wanted it or not, you know, like a Trojan virus.
And I don't really know what I'm supposed to say to any of you now, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:20
And I don't really know what I'm supposed to say t...
You're the kind of people who are run over by a bus because - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
You're the kind of people who are run over by a bus bec...
And they say you shouldn't keep dolphins in concrete tanks, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:23
And they say you shouldn't keep dolphins in concrete ta...
Inward looking, self-obsessed people with no attention span, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
Inward looking, self-obsessed people with no attention span,
And it's no surprise to me that you've all gone mad, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
And it's no surprise to me that you've all gone ma...
With cameras, and you all take photos all the time, don't you, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
With cameras, and you all take photos all the time, don'...
Your face. Your face. Your face. Your face. Why? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Your face. Your face. Your face. Your face. Why?
Surely you all know what your own faces look like now? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Surely you all know what your own faces look like now?
And your entire online digital history - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
And your entire online digital history
Here's me at the Deacon Blue reunion concert. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Here's me at the Deacon Blue reunion concert.
And I don't know what I'm supposed to say to you, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
And I don't know what I'm supposed to say to you,
Because nothing that anyone could ever have to say - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
Because nothing that anyone could ever have to say
And so, when I look at this painting... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And so, when I look at this painting...
Caspar David Friedrich's - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:26
Caspar David Friedrich's
Do you think that it could be said - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
Do you think that it could be said
Yeah, I mean, they could say that, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
Yeah, I mean, they could say that,
But I don't give them time to make that conclusion, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
But I don't give them time to make that conclusion,