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And this was kept, wasn't it
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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

And this was kept, wasn't it, the dripping on a marble slabout the back, in the pantry, to...

And this was kept, wasn't it, the dripping on a marble slab
out the back, in the pantry, to keep it cool
on the marble

Full Transcript

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And this was kept, wasn't it,
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the dripping on a marble slab out the back,
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in the pantry, to keep it cool on the marble.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:43:19
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
Yeah, on the marble slab. It's funny to you, because you think, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
Yeah, on the marble slab. It's funny to you, because yo...
And, you know, maybe it was Christmas, and Grandad was in - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And, you know, maybe it was Christmas, and Grandad was in
That's what he'd call his wife, because he was in love with her. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
That's what he'd call his wife, because he was in ...
They would get undressed there in the freezing-black darkness - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
They would get undressed there in the freezing-black darknes...
And the hessian would gouge horrible wounds into their faces. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And the hessian would gouge horrible wounds into their faces...
And they'd be shivering and crying in the black dark, and bleeding. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And they'd be shivering and crying in the black dark, a...
Because, unlike your cosseted generation, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Because, unlike your cosseted generation,
"Get under the duvet where it's warm, and I'll harm you." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"Get under the duvet where it's warm, and I'l...
I've seen where they lived, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
I've seen where they lived,
Some of the ducks were traumatised by the things they saw. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Some of the ducks were traumatised by the things they saw.
And then finally, Gran would go, "Now it's time to go down - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And then finally, Gran would go, "Now it's time to...
And Grandad would go down in the cellar, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And Grandad would go down in the cellar,
The coal dust would billow up into his potato-sack sex mask, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
The coal dust would billow up into his potato-sack sex mask,
..and at this point, she would always say the same thing to him, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
..and at this point, she would always say the same thing to ...
She'd go, "No, I can't remember it." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
She'd go, "No, I can't remember it."
She'd hold up the dripping, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
She'd hold up the dripping,
"But remember, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"But remember,
"..as well as being a lubricant for your selfish pleasure... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"..as well as being a lubricant for your selfish pleasu...
"..this dripping is also our dinner." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"..this dripping is also our dinner."
And they would have to make a choice, a very stark choice, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
And they would have to make a choice, a very stark choice,