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And they would find the potato farm
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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

And they would find the potato farm, and Gran would distract the potatofarmer with...

And they would find the potato farm, and Gran would distract the potato
farmer with rhetoric and dance

Full Transcript

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And they would find the potato farm,
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and Gran would distract the potato farmer with rhetoric and dance.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:39:26
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
And Grandad would creep in the potato farm, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
And Grandad would creep in the potato farm,
And that was his sex mask, an old potato sack. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And that was his sex mask, an old potato sack.
And he'd put it on, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And he'd put it on,
And do you know what? A potato-sack sex mask - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
And do you know what? A potato-sack sex mask
"Oh, Stew, it's a photo of our daughter the moment she was born." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"Oh, Stew, it's a photo of our daughter the moment...
You sent it off, didn't you, to 200 people in your address book, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
You sent it off, didn't you, to 200 people in your addr...
Until you're left with a Turin shroud, gossamer-thin, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
Until you're left with a Turin shroud, gossamer-thin,
You're probably like me, Southend, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
You're probably like me, Southend,
In the 1970s, I tape-recorded all these old stories - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
In the 1970s, I tape-recorded all these old stories
But in the '80s, when my brother-in-law moved in, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
But in the '80s, when my brother-in-law moved in,
Well done. The second and final Deacon Blue joke - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
Well done. The second and final Deacon Blue joke
I do it, and then there's about 30 seconds more - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I do it, and then there's about 30 seconds more
So when you hear the second Deacon Blue joke, don't go, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
So when you hear the second Deacon Blue joke, don't go,
So I was talking there about the S&M and the fetish scene, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
So I was talking there about the S&M and the fetish scen...
And our grandparents and our great-grandparents - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And our grandparents and our great-grandparents
My grandad was still around at the sort of start of the internet age, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
My grandad was still around at the sort of start of the inte...
And he did say to me once, he said that in the '30s, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And he did say to me once, he said that in the '30s,
Seriously, I'm not doing a joke now, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Seriously, I'm not doing a joke now,
I mean, he said to me, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:18
I mean, he said to me,
And all they had then, in the '30s, in rural Worcestershire, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And all they had then, in the '30s, in rural Worcesters...