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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

For old bits of string and twine and sturdy weeds and vines

For old bits of string and twine and sturdy weeds and vines

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For old bits of string and twine
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and sturdy weeds and vines.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
01:37:09
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
And then they would knit all these together, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
And then they would knit all these together,
And do you know what a sex harness made out of just all stuff off the - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
And do you know what a sex harness made out of just all stuf...
That would have meant more to them than probably any possession - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:19
That would have meant more to them than probably any possess...
You are like an empty husk, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
You are like an empty husk,
My grandad, and he said to me, he said it was different." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
My grandad, and he said to me, he said it was different.&quo...
It wasn't like now, he couldn't just go on Amazon and order a sex mask. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
It wasn't like now, he couldn't just go on Amazon ...
What they had to do in the '30s, in rural Worcestershire, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
What they had to do in the '30s, in rural Worcestershir...
And they would walk and walk and walk, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
And they would walk and walk and walk,
The M40 coming in here, the 42, Banbury way. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
The M40 coming in here, the 42, Banbury way.
The 50, Ross on Wye, South Wales, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
The 50, Ross on Wye, South Wales,
But they'd get about halfway down there, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
But they'd get about halfway down there,
And they'd go off east, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And they'd go off east,
And they would find the potato farm, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And they would find the potato farm,
And Grandad would creep in the potato farm, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
And Grandad would creep in the potato farm,
And that was his sex mask, an old potato sack. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And that was his sex mask, an old potato sack.
And he'd put it on, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And he'd put it on,
And do you know what? A potato-sack sex mask - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
And do you know what? A potato-sack sex mask
"Oh, Stew, it's a photo of our daughter the moment she was born." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"Oh, Stew, it's a photo of our daughter the moment...
You sent it off, didn't you, to 200 people in your address book, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
You sent it off, didn't you, to 200 people in your addr...
Until you're left with a Turin shroud, gossamer-thin, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
Until you're left with a Turin shroud, gossamer-thin,