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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

"Get under the duvet whereit's warm, and I'll harm you." I've seen

"Get under the duvet where
it's warm, and I'll harm you." I've seen

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"Get under the duvet where it's warm, and I'll harm you."
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I've seen...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:44:37
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
I've seen where they lived, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
I've seen where they lived,
Some of the ducks were traumatised by the things they saw. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Some of the ducks were traumatised by the things they saw.
And then finally, Gran would go, "Now it's time to go down - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And then finally, Gran would go, "Now it's time to...
And Grandad would go down in the cellar, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And Grandad would go down in the cellar,
The coal dust would billow up into his potato-sack sex mask, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
The coal dust would billow up into his potato-sack sex mask,
..and at this point, she would always say the same thing to him, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
..and at this point, she would always say the same thing to ...
She'd go, "No, I can't remember it." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
She'd go, "No, I can't remember it."
She'd hold up the dripping, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
She'd hold up the dripping,
"But remember, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"But remember,
"..as well as being a lubricant for your selfish pleasure... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"..as well as being a lubricant for your selfish pleasu...
"..this dripping is also our dinner." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"..this dripping is also our dinner."
And they would have to make a choice, a very stark choice, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
And they would have to make a choice, a very stark choice,
A choice between the pursuit of selfish pleasure - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
A choice between the pursuit of selfish pleasure
I talked to my grandad years later, he said, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
I talked to my grandad years later, he said,
They lived in Malvern Link, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
They lived in Malvern Link,
Why is one name funny and another one's not funny? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Why is one name funny and another one's not funny?
If you know what made things funny, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
If you know what made things funny,
Making yourselves laugh, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Making yourselves laugh,
And the under-40s have my sympathy, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
And the under-40s have my sympathy,
The forests, national parks, education, health. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
The forests, national parks, education, health.