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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

"Have you not got the internetNetflix cable Sky computer "download television, Stew? Have...

"Have you not got the internet
Netflix cable Sky computer "download television, Stew? Have you
not got that, mate? It's amazing

Full Transcript

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"Have you not got the internet Netflix cable Sky computer
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"download television, Stew? Have you not got that, mate? It's amazing.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:53
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
"This is a completely different thing." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"This is a completely different thing."
"No. I mean, yeah, there's magic in it, but it's not like, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"No. I mean, yeah, there's magic in it, but it...
"You know, what is magic anyway? That's what I say to you. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"You know, what is magic anyway? That's what I say...
"I mean magic could be, it's, like, kind of - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
"I mean magic could be, it's, like, kind of
I don't. But, you know, some people, I've seen people eating... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I don't. But, you know, some people, I've seen peo...
"Could be in the future, after Brexit. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
"Could be in the future, after Brexit.
"I mean, it's not just about a dragon flying around with a hat on. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
"I mean, it's not just about a dragon flying aroun...
"It's really... It's actually, Stew, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
"It's really... It's actually, Stew,
"Because what it's actually about, it's about history and, you know, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
"Because what it's actually about, it's about...
I can get the same experience from sitting around - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
I can get the same experience from sitting around
If I want to understand the ongoing weft of history, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
If I want to understand the ongoing weft of history,
..and pay him to give a lap dance to Simon Schama. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
..and pay him to give a lap dance to Simon Schama.
"It's not like that, mate, if you actually watch Game Of..." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"It's not like that, mate, if you actually watch G...
And I shall never watch Game Of Thrones. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And I shall never watch Game Of Thrones.
I copied that off the back of a cup in HMV. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I copied that off the back of a cup in HMV.
And everything I need to know to do an hour of stand-up - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And everything I need to know to do an hour of stand-up
"It's not like that, have you actually watched..." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"It's not like that, have you actually watched...&...
If I want to understand the ongoing collapse of ancient dynasties, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
If I want to understand the ongoing collapse of ancient dyna...
..I'll read Tolstoy's War And Peace while sitting over the wheel arch - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
..I'll read Tolstoy's War And Peace while sitting ...
Some of the older supporters of the theatre going, yeah, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Some of the older supporters of the theatre going, yeah,