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Hey, I've got a joke for you now, Southend
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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

Hey, I've got a joke for you now,Southend

Hey, I've got a joke for you now,
Southend

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Hey, I've got a joke for you now, Southend.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:17:09
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
Hey, I tell you what, you may laugh, madam - - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Hey, I tell you what, you may laugh, madam -
It was the 1970s, it was a different time. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
It was the 1970s, it was a different time.
It was a time of innocence and fun and laughter. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
It was a time of innocence and fun and laughter.
So, I've got a joke for you, it's a Game Of Thrones joke. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
So, I've got a joke for you, it's a Game Of Throne...
You may laugh, sir - if you were my son, I'd still be bathing you. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
You may laugh, sir - if you were my son, I'd still be b...
Get in the bath, get out of the bath, dry yourself off, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Get in the bath, get out of the bath, dry yourself off,
There's people up there going, "Oh, now it's picked up. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
There's people up there going, "Oh, now it's ...
"A proper comedian's come on." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"A proper comedian's come on."
You may laugh, sir - if you were dead, I'd still be bathing you. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
You may laugh, sir - if you were dead, I'd still be bat...
"Is he dead?" "Yes, but he's clean." "Oh." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"Is he dead?" "Yes, but he's...
I've got a joke for you now, it's a Game Of Thrones joke. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I've got a joke for you now, it's a Game Of Throne...
Eh! I tell you what, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
Eh! I tell you what, right,
I'm just checking back there for the old PC thought police. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
I'm just checking back there for the old PC thought pol...
No offence, the metropolitan liberal elite of Southend, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
No offence, the metropolitan liberal elite of Southend,
"I like to wake up in the morning - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
"I like to wake up in the morning
"Then, in the afternoon, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"Then, in the afternoon,
Are you there, Gary? He's not there tonight. Are you there? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Are you there, Gary? He's not there tonight. Are you th...
Well, given how the first half ended, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
Well, given how the first half ended,
I know, Gary, it worked very well in Leicester, but that's your hometown. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I know, Gary, it worked very well in Leicester, but that...
And what began as a regionally specific ad lib - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And what began as a regionally specific ad lib