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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

"I haven't even got any,you know, senses "to perceive any physical stimuli

"I haven't even got any,
you know, senses "to perceive any physical stimuli

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"I haven't even got any, you know, senses
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"to perceive any physical stimuli.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:40
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
"Have you not got the internet Netflix cable Sky computer - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"Have you not got the internet Netflix cable Sky comput...
"This is a completely different thing." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"This is a completely different thing."
"No. I mean, yeah, there's magic in it, but it's not like, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"No. I mean, yeah, there's magic in it, but it...
"You know, what is magic anyway? That's what I say to you. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"You know, what is magic anyway? That's what I say...
"I mean magic could be, it's, like, kind of - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
"I mean magic could be, it's, like, kind of
I don't. But, you know, some people, I've seen people eating... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I don't. But, you know, some people, I've seen peo...
"Could be in the future, after Brexit. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
"Could be in the future, after Brexit.
"I mean, it's not just about a dragon flying around with a hat on. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
"I mean, it's not just about a dragon flying aroun...
"It's really... It's actually, Stew, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
"It's really... It's actually, Stew,
"Because what it's actually about, it's about history and, you know, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
"Because what it's actually about, it's about...
I can get the same experience from sitting around - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
I can get the same experience from sitting around
If I want to understand the ongoing weft of history, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
If I want to understand the ongoing weft of history,
..and pay him to give a lap dance to Simon Schama. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
..and pay him to give a lap dance to Simon Schama.
"It's not like that, mate, if you actually watch Game Of..." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"It's not like that, mate, if you actually watch G...
And I shall never watch Game Of Thrones. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And I shall never watch Game Of Thrones.
I copied that off the back of a cup in HMV. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I copied that off the back of a cup in HMV.
And everything I need to know to do an hour of stand-up - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And everything I need to know to do an hour of stand-up
"It's not like that, have you actually watched..." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"It's not like that, have you actually watched...&...
If I want to understand the ongoing collapse of ancient dynasties, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
If I want to understand the ongoing collapse of ancient dyna...
..I'll read Tolstoy's War And Peace while sitting over the wheel arch - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
..I'll read Tolstoy's War And Peace while sitting ...