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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

"I just need to play the musicat half-time." And he said, "No, not its physicalquality...

"I just need to play the music
at half-time." And he said, "No, not its physical
quality inspection

Full Transcript

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"I just need to play the music at half-time."
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And he said, "No, not its physical quality inspection.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:22
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
"Deacon Blue's mix of soulful singer-songwriter sensibilities - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"Deacon Blue's mix of soulful singer-songwriter se...
"But we notice from our files that all your fans who buy your live DVDs - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"But we notice from our files that all your fans who bu...
"So as a goodwill gesture, here's some to play in your interval." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"So as a goodwill gesture, here's some to play in ...
After what is, by your own admission, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
After what is, by your own admission,
But what do you actually do during an intermission? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
But what do you actually do during an intermission?
Well, I go offstage and I sit in the dressing room - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
Well, I go offstage and I sit in the dressing room
But then I go out in a more depressed and angry mood, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
But then I go out in a more depressed and angry mood,
So I basically contrive a character by looking at things - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So I basically contrive a character by looking at things
I see that you're still clinging to the notion - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
I see that you're still clinging to the notion
How would you respond to people, often close friends and associates, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
How would you respond to people, often close friends and ass...
Well, it didn't use to be the case and I think now what's happened is, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:16
Well, it didn't use to be the case and I think now what...
And I am the comedian Stewart Lee and I'm aware of my own obsolescence - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
And I am the comedian Stewart Lee and I'm aware of my o...
If the comedian Stewart Lee is a character that you invented, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
If the comedian Stewart Lee is a character that you invented...
Right, in the first half I said, didn't I, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
Right, in the first half I said, didn't I,
I said I was going to base it around this painting, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
I said I was going to base it around this painting,
Then I said I couldn't do that because I had to talk about Brexit. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Then I said I couldn't do that because I had to talk ab...
Then I got back on to talking about digital media, physical media. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Then I got back on to talking about digital media, physical ...
Then, about 16 months ago, I started writing the second half and that was - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
Then, about 16 months ago, I started writing the second half...
OK, there seems to be an expectation everywhere that I should - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
OK, there seems to be an expectation everywhere that I shoul...
And I haven't written anything about Trump because I'm trying to write - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
And I haven't written anything about Trump because I�...