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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

If you're going, "No, it isn't,Stew, there's two there "for starters," right,...

If you're going, "No, it isn't,
Stew, there's two there "for starters," right, they're...
All the seats are sold, right?

Full Transcript

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If you're going, "No, it isn't, Stew, there's two there
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"for starters," right, they're... All the seats are sold, right?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:43
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
Everything's sold. What's happened to me in the last few years, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
Everything's sold. What's happened to me in the la...
But I'm not popular enough for anyone in Southend - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
But I'm not popular enough for anyone in Southend
Don't imagine that disheartens me, those empty seats. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Don't imagine that disheartens me, those empty seats.
It's actually better cos it means I've got the money - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
It's actually better cos it means I've got the mon...
Which would eliminate the main problem with all my work, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Which would eliminate the main problem with all my work,
This is a very difficult time in history to do stand-up - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
This is a very difficult time in history to do stand-up
Look, I went back on the road in September, I did a week - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Look, I went back on the road in September, I did a week
Dartford, Leave. This is about 60-40 in favour of Leave, wasn't it? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Dartford, Leave. This is about 60-40 in favour of Leave, was...
And the Remain-voting cities, now, they loom out of the map, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And the Remain-voting cities, now, they loom out of the map,
Wondrous walled cities full of wizards and poets... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Wondrous walled cities full of wizards and poets...
In the middle of a vast, swampy fen, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
In the middle of a vast, swampy fen,
"We are in Leave-voting Southend-on-Sea. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
"We are in Leave-voting Southend-on-Sea.
"Trolls, that's not a very fair way to describe the English and Welsh - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
"Trolls, that's not a very fair way to describe th...
That is happening. And I think people have got to put their - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
That is happening. And I think people have got to put their
And I don't know if you can make massive generalisations about people - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
And I don't know if you can make massive generalisation...
..and people with legitimate anxieties - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
..and people with legitimate anxieties
"..please inform the comedian, and I use that word advisedly..." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:25
"..please inform the comedian, and I use that word advi...
"Yours, A Cunt." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
"Yours, A Cunt."
You know what? I don't know anything about Burnham-on-Crouch. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
You know what? I don't know anything about Burnham-on-C...
I just drove through it, I thought, "That'll do for that joke." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
I just drove through it, I thought, "That'll do fo...