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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

I'll be really amazed if this makesthe edit, but if it does, then that's the camera to get...

I'll be really amazed if this makes
the edit, but if it does, then that's the camera to get it on
there

Full Transcript

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I'll be really amazed if this makes the edit, but if it does,
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then that's the camera to get it on there.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:47
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
Which is still... Yes, that's right, cry and blow your nose. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Which is still... Yes, that's right, cry and blow your ...
It's still 367 times more than anybody else's - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
It's still 367 times more than anybody else's
And recovered from the damage that your representative - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And recovered from the damage that your representative
But instead, Brexit-vague Southend have sat there and thought, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
But instead, Brexit-vague Southend have sat there and though...
You can clap and cheer as sarcastically as you like, Southend! - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
You can clap and cheer as sarcastically as you like, Southen...
But it doesn't change the fact that I am the £3.67 king - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
But it doesn't change the fact that I am the £3.67 king...
But there's a reason for that, and it's this, OK? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
But there's a reason for that, and it's this, OK?
I always sell DVDs and books after the gig, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I always sell DVDs and books after the gig,
And the cheapest that I can get the 2004 live DVD at source, new, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
And the cheapest that I can get the 2004 live DVD at source,...
Because I have to give 10% to 25% commission to the venue, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
Because I have to give 10% to 25% commission to the venue,
Another 15% to the agent, that's £1.50, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Another 15% to the agent, that's £1.50,
£3.50 for the DVD in the first place. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
£3.50 for the DVD in the first place.
That's £9 gone off the ten. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
That's £9 gone off the ten.
This doesn't normally get laughs, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
This doesn't normally get laughs,
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule D, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule ...
I put it through at the end of each quarter, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I put it through at the end of each quarter,
When I did this tonight, I thought, "I hope it's a really unique night - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
When I did this tonight, I thought, "I hope it's a...
Business rates... 22%, so you've got 78p left from the ten. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Business rates... 22%, so you've got 78p left from the ...
So, basically, a £3.50 DVD sold for ten quid, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So, basically, a £3.50 DVD sold for ten quid,
So, what I do, OK? I can never sleep after gigs, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So, what I do, OK? I can never sleep after gigs, right,