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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

"Is he dead?" "Yes, but he's clean.""Oh." "Nice and clean." So

"Is he dead?" "Yes, but he's clean."
"Oh." "Nice and clean." So

Full Transcript

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"Is he dead?" "Yes, but he's clean." "Oh."
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"Nice and clean."
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So...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:18:25
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
I've got a joke for you now, it's a Game Of Thrones joke. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I've got a joke for you now, it's a Game Of Throne...
Eh! I tell you what, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
Eh! I tell you what, right,
I'm just checking back there for the old PC thought police. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
I'm just checking back there for the old PC thought pol...
No offence, the metropolitan liberal elite of Southend, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
No offence, the metropolitan liberal elite of Southend,
"I like to wake up in the morning - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
"I like to wake up in the morning
"Then, in the afternoon, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"Then, in the afternoon,
Are you there, Gary? He's not there tonight. Are you there? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Are you there, Gary? He's not there tonight. Are you th...
Well, given how the first half ended, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
Well, given how the first half ended,
I know, Gary, it worked very well in Leicester, but that's your hometown. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I know, Gary, it worked very well in Leicester, but that...
And what began as a regionally specific ad lib - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And what began as a regionally specific ad lib
He's not there, anyway. He won't come this far south, Gary Lineker. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
He's not there, anyway. He won't come this far sou...
Anyway, I need to get on with the joke now, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
Anyway, I need to get on with the joke now,
Anyway, so, I've got a joke for you now, it's a Game Of Thrones joke. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Anyway, so, I've got a joke for you now, it's a Ga...
Eh, I tell you what, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
Eh, I tell you what, right,
"Hang on a minute, mate, wasn't that a sizeist joke? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
"Hang on a minute, mate, wasn't that a sizeist jok...
"About the dwarf community?" - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
"About the dwarf community?"
It's the kind of split-second, collateral-damage decision - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
It's the kind of split-second, collateral-damage decisi...
"Oh, hang on a minute, mate, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"Oh, hang on a minute, mate,
"Who's the self-appointed moral judge of right and wrong - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"Who's the self-appointed moral judge of right and...
It's been me for about 17 years now, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
It's been me for about 17 years now,