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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

It's not safe for me to perform thisroutine with the level of commitment the upper circle...

It's not safe for me to perform this
routine with the level of commitment the upper circle of Southend
appear to require!

Full Transcript

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It's not safe for me to perform this routine with the level of commitment
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the upper circle of Southend appear to require!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:33
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
Do you remember that, older people? Tommy Cooper, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Do you remember that, older people? Tommy Cooper,
It was an amazing thing and a brilliant way to go out - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
It was an amazing thing and a brilliant way to go out
With him, clapping sycophant, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
With him, clapping sycophant,
"It was a real... A lot of people weren't into it. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"It was a real... A lot of people weren't into it.
We'll drop the charity shop routine, we'll move onto the next bit. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
We'll drop the charity shop routine, we'll move on...
"It's the best bit as well, what a shame! What a shame..." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"It's the best bit as well, what a shame! What a s...
All the things happen, they happen the same every night, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
All the things happen, they happen the same every night,
No place is any different to the other, and the show goes - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
No place is any different to the other, and the show goes
Well, I mean, especially with the state of you, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
Well, I mean, especially with the state of you,
Performing at this level with this degree of enthusiasm... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Performing at this level with this degree of enthusiasm...
It's going to kill me. And this will not be one of those memorable - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
It's going to kill me. And this will not be one of thos...
..demises, in front of an audience of loving, affectionate... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
..demises, in front of an audience of loving, affectionate.....
Yeah. ..happy, contented laughing people. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Yeah. ..happy, contented laughing people.
Well, the worst thing that could possibly happen is on the verge - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
Well, the worst thing that could possibly happen is on the v...
All those '90s and noughties TV panel show, Live At The Apollo, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
All those '90s and noughties TV panel show, Live At The...
The cheapest that you can get my 2004 live DVD for, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
The cheapest that you can get my 2004 live DVD for,
Have you seen this before? Have you tried to fuck this up on purpose? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Have you seen this before? Have you tried to fuck this up on...
..208 nights of this tour - it's £3.67, my DVD. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
..208 nights of this tour - it's £3.67, my DVD.
I go to the person there, I say, "How much do you think it is?" - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
I go to the person there, I say, "How much do you think...
And then I say, "£3.67." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And then I say, "£3.67."