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It's very kind of you to think that it would be five
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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

It's very kind of you to think thatit would be five

It's very kind of you to think that
it would be five

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It's very kind of you to think that it would be five...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:53
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
And where there's normally joy, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And where there's normally joy,
"Because it's less. It's much less than he said." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"Because it's less. It's much less than he sa...
That's normally another bit where there's a bit of a lift, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
That's normally another bit where there's a bit of...
I'll be really amazed if this makes the edit, but if it does, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I'll be really amazed if this makes the edit, but if it...
Which is still... Yes, that's right, cry and blow your nose. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Which is still... Yes, that's right, cry and blow your ...
It's still 367 times more than anybody else's - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
It's still 367 times more than anybody else's
And recovered from the damage that your representative - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And recovered from the damage that your representative
But instead, Brexit-vague Southend have sat there and thought, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
But instead, Brexit-vague Southend have sat there and though...
You can clap and cheer as sarcastically as you like, Southend! - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
You can clap and cheer as sarcastically as you like, Southen...
But it doesn't change the fact that I am the £3.67 king - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
But it doesn't change the fact that I am the £3.67 king...
But there's a reason for that, and it's this, OK? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
But there's a reason for that, and it's this, OK?
I always sell DVDs and books after the gig, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I always sell DVDs and books after the gig,
And the cheapest that I can get the 2004 live DVD at source, new, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
And the cheapest that I can get the 2004 live DVD at source,...
Because I have to give 10% to 25% commission to the venue, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
Because I have to give 10% to 25% commission to the venue,
Another 15% to the agent, that's £1.50, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Another 15% to the agent, that's £1.50,
£3.50 for the DVD in the first place. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
£3.50 for the DVD in the first place.
That's £9 gone off the ten. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
That's £9 gone off the ten.
This doesn't normally get laughs, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
This doesn't normally get laughs,
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule D, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule ...
I put it through at the end of each quarter, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I put it through at the end of each quarter,