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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

"I've got to get up earlyand get down the market." "Why?" "The...

"I've got to get up early
and get down the market." "Why?" "The Japanese-cat-satchel-face
man's coming."

Full Transcript

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"I've got to get up early and get down the market." "Why?"
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"The Japanese-cat-satchel-face man's coming."
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:39
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
"You've got loads of satchels of a Japanese cat's face on, mate." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"You've got loads of satchels of a Japanese cat�...
Bondage sex and S&M and the fetish thing, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Bondage sex and S&M and the fetish thing,
Because they read about it in 50 Shades Of Grey, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Because they read about it in 50 Shades Of Grey,
This is exactly my problem, actually, with the under-40s. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
This is exactly my problem, actually, with the under-40s.
If you're 50, like me, and you make - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
If you're 50, like me, and you make
They don't, do they, the Southend theatre people? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
They don't, do they, the Southend theatre people?
Well, he is, he's done loads of tapes, I've got his tapes, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Well, he is, he's done loads of tapes, I've got hi...
He's got a video, FKA twigs, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
He's got a video, FKA twigs,
It's like Top Of The Pops, isn't it, the internet? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
It's like Top Of The Pops, isn't it, the internet?
"The internet is a bit like..." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"The internet is a bit like..."
"Oh, I've written a joke!" - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"Oh, I've written a joke!"
"Oh, this thing is like this, only this is different." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"Oh, this thing is like this, only this is different.&q...
"I had a mask on and some jam went on me." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
"I had a mask on and some jam went on me."
Do you remember proper bondage sex, like we used to have? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Do you remember proper bondage sex, like we used to have?
In the '80s, in the '70s - - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
In the '80s, in the '70s -
If you weren't in hospital at the end of it, you'd done it wrong. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
If you weren't in hospital at the end of it, you'd...
"I'm 34, I like bondage sex, a feather went on my bum." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"I'm 34, I like bondage sex, a feather went on my ...
No? Shut up then, drink your fucking pouch of yoghurt, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
No? Shut up then, drink your fucking pouch of yoghurt,
A little peep for you there, Southend, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
A little peep for you there, Southend,
# Behind the wizard's curtain - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:27
# Behind the wizard's curtain